Seems to me voting will always be a "lesser of evils" situation unless and until we start fielding citizen politicians, people of the highest caliber who will serve for a term or two and then return to their day jobs.
The professional pol is a self selected subgroup of Homo sapiens that is mediocre, power-hungry and corrupt or corruptible by defintion. The clintons represent the noxious end-point.
As for the beach, not wanting to give away your secret, does it start with an 'S'???
"S"?......No. Not even close.
Semper Fi