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To: Neoliberalnot

When I'm elected King, the first thing I'm going to do is go through the universities and close down the useless departments, starting with Women' Studies.

The second thing I'm going to do is dust off my plans for a water-cooled electric chair.


44 posted on 03/23/2007 7:31:37 AM PDT by BikerJoe
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To: BikerJoe
The second thing I'm going to do is dust off my plans for a water-cooled electric chair.

If it's solar powered, Al Gore will invest in it.

50 posted on 03/23/2007 7:36:11 AM PDT by Ditto (Global Warming: The 21st Century's Snake Oil)
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To: BikerJoe

Belt-fed.


77 posted on 03/23/2007 9:41:31 AM PDT by Erasmus (This tagline on sabbatical.)
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To: BikerJoe
"When I'm elected King,"

"Kings" don't have to be "elected." All you have to do is take over and proclaim yourself King! However, should you take that approach I just want to warn you that you'll have stiff competition from me. Ah, don't worry. If I take over before you do I'll just appoint you "Deputy King." How's that? :-)

89 posted on 03/23/2007 10:25:26 AM PDT by El Gran Salseron (The World-Famous, popular DJ and FReeper Canteen Certified, Equal-Opportunity, Male-Chauvinist-Pig!)
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