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Fat Offsets
3/21/2007
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Posted on 03/21/2007 4:08:44 PM PDT by BigBlueJon
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To: HereInTheHeartland
There's money to be made anywhere my friend. I mean, raising awareness can be accomplished in many ways.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:00:35 PM PDT
by
BigBlueJon
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
To: doodad
How much to offset grain fed beef with a butter and sour cream drenched potato and creamed spinach stuffed in mushroom caps? Except for that baked potato, you should be getting the money.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:03:13 PM PDT
by
dread78645
(Evolution. A doomed theory since 1859.)
To: RichRepublican
Big business, corporations, even restaurants can purchase Fat Offsets. It's all for the greater good. Ruth's Chris would be a welcome donor.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:05:04 PM PDT
by
BigBlueJon
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
To: BigBlueJon
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:07:44 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: BigBlueJon
Was it ManBearPig? The name sounds familiar.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:10:46 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: BigBlueJon
So, if I eat a pound of navy beans w/ smoked ham and onions and buy a fat offset from you, will all the flatulence and odor be at your house? My wife will pay you a fortune for that type of service.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:12:08 PM PDT
by
IamConservative
(Any man who agrees with you on everything, will lie to anyone.)
To: BigBlueJon
There's money to be made anywhere my friend. I mean, raising awareness can be accomplished in many ways. P.T. Barnum is existing in a purgatory of uselessness presently.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:13:18 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: doodad
You're a typical right-winger and clearly don't understand how offsets work. I won't eat grain fed beef with a butter and sour cream drenched potato and creamed spinach stuffed in mushroom caps as the offset so that you may do so guilt free.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:13:52 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(There are three types of people in the world...)
To: BigBlueJon
No pictures of Fat Offsets?
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:13:52 PM PDT
by
Balata
To: BigBlueJon
Guranteed to work!
To: BigBlueJon
Actually here is how "fat offets" works. Everytime an American gorges on too much food, a child in Nigeria has food taken away from him or her. Therefore, fat Americans are offset by skinny Nigerians and thus the world's "fat" is kept in balance.
This should make Algore feel very proud.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:15:17 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(Today I officially outlive Steve Irwin)
To: HereInTheHeartland
Liberals can pay for the right to be ignorant.But if they are paying with their own hard earned labor, then they wouldn't be liberals.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:17:08 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: Old Professer
"My BMI is 12; pay up!"
It's not about what you do or how fit you are. It's about how guilty and afraid it can make you feel because you're not doing enough. Pay me and the "Fat Offset" will make me, I mean you feel better.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:17:22 PM PDT
by
BigBlueJon
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
To: IamConservative
Flatulence and odor is Al Gore's specialty, however, send me money and I will research it for you.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:20:10 PM PDT
by
BigBlueJon
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
To: BigLittle
You are now hired. Now, sit back and reap the benefits of Fat Offset awareness.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:21:44 PM PDT
by
BigBlueJon
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
To: Balata
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:23:49 PM PDT
by
BigBlueJon
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
To: SamAdams76
I like your way of thinking. Please send a resume.....and a donation.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:25:12 PM PDT
by
BigBlueJon
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
To: BigBlueJon
I know that every time I fly I sit next to a fat offset. Beats me why I pay for an entire seat when I have to share.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:32:51 PM PDT
by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
To: BigBlueJon
Actually, Jon, you owe me a check: by virtue of being American (and, gasp, a Republican Capitalist Pig), I'm already starving many in the Third World.
FReepmail me for my address - I need the money to pay for my Carbon Footprints.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:38:06 PM PDT
by
IslandJeff
(if you marginalize religion, only the marginalized will have religion. -Mark Steyn)
To: armymarinemom
Fat Offsets, just like Carbon Offsets, show us that it's not what you, or the other guy, do or don't do, it's about feeling good about doing absolutely nothing.
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posted on
03/21/2007 5:40:41 PM PDT
by
BigBlueJon
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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