Fat Offsets

3/21/2007 | Me

[6ppc]

How much to offset grain fed beef with a butter and sour cream drenched potato and creamed spinach stuffed in mushroom caps?

Now you're making me hungry!

[BigBlueJon]

Pictures? No, it's not about what I do or how I look. It's all about others and how much money we can accumulate to raise awareness.

[EGPWS]

No, your money will help in the cause of "body fat" reduction, not eliminating "fatties."

I put a hold on that check.....

[BigBlueJon]

That's selfish....become a part of the solution. It's good for the "chillren."

[BigBlueJon]

A hold on the check?

That's ok, I still accept cash or credit card. Remember, it's all about feeling guilt free.

[EGPWS]

No, your money will help in the cause of "body fat" reduction, not eliminating "fatties."

Why bother?

I saw some fattie on TV today, who had an aura of power about him, state that we are ALL going to die anyway all because of ourselves.

I don't know who he was, all I know is he talked slowly and was covered in sweat.

[hunter112]

I love it! Another great way to show the total hypocrisy of the carbon offset clowns.

[BigBlueJon]

"I don't know who he was, all I know is he talked slowly and was covered in sweat."

Was it ManBearPig?

[ConservaTexan]

I have been doing this for years only without spending any money. Everytime I see Sally Struthers telling me that I can feed a hungry child for only 32 cents a week, I change the channel and make myself eat a hot fudge sundae. Very effective and not expensive at all!

[BigBlueJon]

....Another great way to show the total hypocrisy of the carbon offset clowns.

Thanks, but it's not about hypocrisy, (wink, wink,) it's about feeling better, and making a quick buck. I mean, raising funds for "Fat" awareness and research.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

[BigBlueJon]

Sure, you feel better now, but you can spend money for Fat Offsets and feel much better, and know that for very little effort you are making a big difference.

[hunter112]

...it's about feeling better, and making a quick buck. I mean, raising funds for "Fat" awareness and research.

Then I toast you, supersized milkshake in hand!

[RichRepublican]

"How much to offset grain fed beef with a butter and sour cream drenched potato and creamed spinach stuffed in mushroom caps? Now you're making me hungry!"

Sounds like dinner at Ruth's Chris!

[BigBlueJon]

That's the spirit. Get involved. Once Fat Offsets get greater exposure and more funding for research, you may get offered a marketing position.

[spikeytx86]

I do feel lighter already, especially in my wallet!

[BigBlueJon]

Thanks for the money, I mean, donation to a great cause. You're feeling less guilt now, aren't you?

[spikeytx86]

I really do, now I'm off to the rib crib!

[BigBlueJon]

Just keep buying Fat Offsets and you can eat all the ribs you want. Somebody's burning fat as we speak and you didn't have to do a thing but keep eating what you're eating and buying offsets.

[HereInTheHeartland]

"Offsets for ignorant liberals?..... "

Great idea, liberals can purchase "lack of intelligence" offsets from conservatives.
Liberals can pay for the right to be ignorant.