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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.![](/images/hdance.gif)
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
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KEYWORDS: fan; guinnessisgoodforyou; himonkeyface; ilovejimrob; mice; molassesmiasma; penguinhumor; penguinseatgerbils; penguinseatmice; savethegerbils; sionnsar; slowdown; zot
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To: Dead Corpse
That's weird...the image loaded when I posted it, but doesn't load on refresh...
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:50:05 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: sionnsar; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; clamper1797; Darkchylde; Darksheare; ...
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:58:34 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: John Robinson
To: Monkey Face
Yum...
![](http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/O/j/frog_in_salad_sm.jpg)
Protein!
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posted on
04/01/2007 11:16:54 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: rottndog
Did you check out the chicken nugget?
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posted on
04/01/2007 11:19:02 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
Saw that....
I'll bet it tastes like....chicken....
You could almost pick your teeth with that.
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posted on
04/01/2007 11:22:04 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: Monkey Face
287
posted on
04/01/2007 11:22:48 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
To: rottndog
288
posted on
04/01/2007 11:23:35 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
To: rottndog
This one would be good for a headache...
289
posted on
04/01/2007 11:39:47 AM PDT
by
ilovew
("Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer." --Sir Winston Churchill)
To: ilovew
Tehehehe...
Cute...They are probably best buddies...
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posted on
04/01/2007 11:55:01 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: stephenjohnbanker
291
posted on
04/01/2007 12:09:31 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: rottndog
Probably tastes like...DEAD chicken!
292
posted on
04/01/2007 12:10:11 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
I had a call at the ole PC once about a mouse head in the green beans.
293
posted on
04/01/2007 12:15:15 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: Monkey Face
I don't think I'd like to take a bite of a live one.
294
posted on
04/01/2007 12:15:54 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: Monkey Face
Happy April Fools Day to ya.
295
posted on
04/01/2007 12:16:36 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: Monkey Face
YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL!
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says,
"those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl
says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks,
"How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
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posted on
04/01/2007 12:20:17 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: TASMANIANRED
297
posted on
04/01/2007 12:28:55 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: TASMANIANRED
LOL!
These days, no doubt at all I'd get an F in sex! Especially since I...er...never mind...
298
posted on
04/01/2007 12:30:18 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face; TASMANIANRED
So what's the problem....
Instead of Pork-n-Beans you get Mouse-n-Beans....
299
posted on
04/01/2007 12:31:12 PM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: rottndog
No...YOU do! I ain't gonna eat that! LOL!
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posted on
04/01/2007 12:32:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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