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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
TOPICS: Breaking News; Free Republic; US: California
KEYWORDS: fan; guinnessisgoodforyou; himonkeyface; ilovejimrob; mice; molassesmiasma; penguinhumor; penguinseatgerbils; penguinseatmice; savethegerbils; sionnsar; slowdown; zot
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To: Monkey Face
Hiya, 'Face! How's the moving?
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posted on
03/31/2007 6:40:56 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
To: SandyInSeattle
Frustrating! I have no idea why someone hasn't invented a way to unpack without bending and lifting. *mumble-mumble* (where's Harry when I need him?)
242
posted on
03/31/2007 6:43:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face
My daughter works for the libmicrosofties. But she is Christian, and a conservative. There are some really good folk among the Microsofties.
But the corporation has also been wise enough to not hire me, despite my (foolish, in a weak moment) application.
Libre Linux! *\;-)
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posted on
03/31/2007 6:43:23 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Monkey Face
Scourgify!
Oh, wait, that's the cleaning spell. It just might make all your stuff disappear.
244
posted on
03/31/2007 6:44:39 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
To: SandyInSeattle
I can't even find my HP books to find the right word...*sigh*
245
posted on
03/31/2007 6:46:46 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
My niece has worked there almost since it's beginning. And that's all I know. Except that Mr. Bill pays well... Pays well and demands much. Although we have many "Microsoft families" in our parish, as a rule we rarely see the Microsoft employees themselves in church. Sunday mornings, they're in the office working.
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posted on
03/31/2007 6:47:25 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: All
247
posted on
03/31/2007 6:48:13 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
My new computer with Vista..........UGH!
248
posted on
03/31/2007 6:48:42 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
To: sionnsar
249
posted on
03/31/2007 6:49:45 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
To: sionnsar
I'm right behind you sion!
250
posted on
03/31/2007 6:49:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; SandyInSeattle; All; FRiends
And with that, I'm on my way. I've outlived my usefulness. *sigh*
251
posted on
03/31/2007 6:50:48 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
252
posted on
03/31/2007 6:51:43 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
253
posted on
03/31/2007 6:53:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
254
posted on
03/31/2007 6:53:57 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
To: SandyInSeattle
255
posted on
03/31/2007 6:55:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: sionnsar; TASMANIANRED; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; rottndog
The "big paper" arrived safe and sound.
Now I just have to get the Tax Table out of my backpack and set it up.
To: tuliptree76
Hello! I'm sorry I missed you again.
257
posted on
04/01/2007 6:20:41 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
My new computer with Vista..........UGH! Do tell. I'm just beginning to learn my way around XP. *\:-(
258
posted on
04/01/2007 7:57:21 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar; stephenjohnbanker
259
posted on
04/01/2007 9:01:32 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: tuliptree76
The "big paper" arrived safe and sound.Congratulations, Prof-ette Dr.[2] Tulip Tree the 76th!!!!
We caught the great moment on film:
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posted on
04/01/2007 9:07:05 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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