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Using Live Mice...

Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson

We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.

You should notice a significant improvement in response time.

Go go hamsters.


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To: TASMANIANRED; tuliptree76
This gonna be the new launch pad?

Gonna be? It is!

Sorry for the slow response, I was working on testing Tulip's paper truck for the load.

181 posted on 03/31/2007 5:04:37 PM PDT by sionnsar (?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: fanfan

Thank YOU!!


182 posted on 03/31/2007 5:05:31 PM PDT by sionnsar (?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; All

"Or we could all meet somewhere more central, like Ottawa."

Beautiful, but too hot dang cold!


183 posted on 03/31/2007 5:07:31 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
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To: fanfan

It's nice to be able to say more than "HI!" and "Bye," to you.


184 posted on 03/31/2007 5:07:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

LOL!

Bring your long johns!


185 posted on 03/31/2007 5:08:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; All

"Y'all both could come to Vegas and visit me..."

Much better idea. The I can try my new black jack theory against the oriental "mechanics" at the tables : )


186 posted on 03/31/2007 5:10:00 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

LOL!

I think Las Vegas invented security. Lots of innovations here, all the time.


187 posted on 03/31/2007 5:13:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face

I don't own any long johns.....just short-johns : )


188 posted on 03/31/2007 5:14:04 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
Beautiful, but too hot dang cold!

Nah, you're all confused, it's too dang hot in the summer, and too dang cold in the winter.

That is two separate Dangs.

189 posted on 03/31/2007 5:14:33 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Monkey Face

Very nice!

I miss talking to you.


190 posted on 03/31/2007 5:16:05 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Monkey Face

Have you noticed that over the past 10 years, most of the dealers have been replaced by orientals? The reason is that many have a near photographic memory for numbers. They started in old town, and have moved into the mainstream . LOL!


191 posted on 03/31/2007 5:17:17 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Then bring your short johns and long socks!


192 posted on 03/31/2007 5:17:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: fanfan

Dang it...............wrong agin!


193 posted on 03/31/2007 5:18:03 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
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To: Monkey Face

Now you are getting PERSONAL....Hey Rudy, what should I wear??


194 posted on 03/31/2007 5:20:10 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I don't go to casinos unless I have company from out of town.

I DO know that Chinatown is not just a strip mall any more. It is an area of town that is growing quite rapidly. Most people don't even know it's there.

It doesn't surprise me that lots of the Orientals work in the casinos. Of course, from what I know about Orientals and math, I wish I were one!


195 posted on 03/31/2007 5:21:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

LOL!


196 posted on 03/31/2007 5:21:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; FRiends

Not wrong, just unaware.
For instance, I know very little about Arizona.
Cactus and sunshine is what comes to mind.


I'm going for dinner now.
Nice to see you all tonight.
8-)


197 posted on 03/31/2007 5:27:19 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: fanfan

I'll be leaving soon for my shower and some pills, and a night on a heated mattress. I'll be here tomorrow, posting in between boxes. *sigh*

Have a good night, Fan!


198 posted on 03/31/2007 5:33:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face
I don't go to casinos unless I have company from out of town.

My meetings in Atlantic City a few years back were enough to put me off casinos forever.

199 posted on 03/31/2007 5:40:55 PM PDT by sionnsar (?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: fanfan

Good night, fanfan!


200 posted on 03/31/2007 5:41:53 PM PDT by sionnsar (?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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