Hillary Headed for a Britney-Style Meltdown?

Intellectual Conservative ^ | March 20, 2007 | Carey Roberts

[TommyDale]

I certainly hope she keeps her underwear on!

[jdm]

Who is Ana Nicole Smith?

[ElkGroveDan]

Is she going to Tarzana to shave her head?

[dforest]

How will we know?

Will she quit wearing her trousers and underpants, shave her head and cry on TV?

[umgud]

Please, please, no pics of shaved heads or shots without panties.

[pillut48]

Hillary doesn't have a snowball's chance in you-know-what of EVER becoming the first woman president of the United States. She's given her enemies more ammunition for their campaigns than they could have ever wished for.

I think I'd vote for Britney before I ever even considered voting for this evil woman. {shudders}

[NickatNite2003]

"I been really *tryin*, baby!
Tryin to hold back this feelin
For *so* long!..."

>Bo)

[TexasCajun]

Shout out to talented Freeper Photoshop'ers.

[JerseyDvl]

I sure like Britney a whole lot better than Sen. Cankles.

[Xenalyte]

Over the last several months we have witnessed the sad unraveling of several high-profile figures including Ana Nicole Smith, former astronaut Lisa Nowak, and Britney Spears.

High-profile? No one outside NASA had a freakin' clue who Lisa Nowak was until the diaper story broke.

[ASA Vet]

How about one with panties? (Britney not the beast.)

[reagan_fanatic]

[Snardius]

A woman won't be elected president. How can you trust a person who bleeds for three days and doesn't die...?

[putting on flame retardant suit]

[RC2]

Hillary is a woman???? I'll be dammed. I thought she was a bull.

[Anti-Bubba182]

"Hillary Headed for a Britney-Style Meltdown?"

I'd love to see it but that is wishful thinking. It would be enough for her to lose. She would not be fun to be around in private after a loss!

[supremedoctrine]

Yes: Hillary---keep the underwear on, BUT
1. Get some tattoos

2. Get your head shaved.
3. Attack Obama's car with Bill's golf clubs
4. Have a drunken Girl's Night Out with Donna
Shalala , Janet Reno, and Marc Rich's wife whatsername, ending with all of you in
a limo, "pubcrawling" till 3:30 AM like some mutant version of the Sex in the City girls.

[ErnBatavia]

That just gave me a neck-tweaking pisschill...

[TexasCajun]

Now that's scary!!!

-Don't look into her eyes!!!-

[TomGuy]

Two additional revelations that her campaign is in trouble are these:

1. Having to call on Bill to help her out when she interloped into Selma, and

2. Having to call on Bill to help her this passed weekend to get attendees at a fund-raiser.


Look for her to call on Bill for help frquently. She can't do it on her own.