Posted on 03/19/2007 1:10:25 PM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
The latest point of emphasis in the global warming movement is that cattle farming endangers the planet by producing too much methane. So now, steaks and hamburgers are classified as instruments of destruction, along with large vehicles, lawn mowers, and charcoal grills. It can't be much longer before cowboy movies, cigars and hockey are held to be enemies of the earth as well.
This has got to be the most blatant assault on guyhood since ABC moved Coach to the same night as Roseanne, and turned Hayden Fox into Phil Donahue. It's a wonder that liberals don't cut to the chase, by simply claiming that global warming is caused by testosterone. Then, they could make public school nurses siphon the offending fluid from the boys during health class....
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The over-prescription for Ritalin in schools is another example. The fact is most boys hate school...except for sports programs, recess and gym class. Somehow American boys survived into manhood without Ritalin until about twenty or thirty years ago. Now they have to have it? The feminization of the school system was behind it all. The truth is radical fems can't stand exuberant boys acting like traditional boys.
OF COURSE IT IS...
Oh wow, man ! Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ? My butt, man ! T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher dont you see ? Dont wanna be no uptown fool. Maybe I should go to hell, but Im doin well, Teacher needs to see me after school. (Chorus:) I think of all the education that I missed. But then my homework was never quite like this. Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, Im hot for teacher. I got it bad, so bad, Im hot for teacher. (Spoken:) Hey, I heard you missed us, were back ! I brought my pencil Gimme something to write on, man I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold. I know about this school. Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ? How did you know that golden rule ? (Chorus) (guitar solo) Oh man, I think the clock is slow I dont feel tardy Class dismissed
(Van Halen, of course...)
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