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Global Warming: Moving Towards Metrosexuals (FUNNY!)
The National Ledger ^ | 17 March 2007 | Daniel Clark

Posted on 03/19/2007 1:10:25 PM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

The latest point of emphasis in the global warming movement is that cattle farming endangers the planet by producing too much methane. So now, steaks and hamburgers are classified as instruments of destruction, along with large vehicles, lawn mowers, and charcoal grills. It can't be much longer before cowboy movies, cigars and hockey are held to be enemies of the earth as well.

This has got to be the most blatant assault on guyhood since ABC moved Coach to the same night as Roseanne, and turned Hayden Fox into Phil Donahue. It's a wonder that liberals don't cut to the chase, by simply claiming that global warming is caused by testosterone. Then, they could make public school nurses siphon the offending fluid from the boys during health class....

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: globalwarming; metrosexuals; realmen; testosterone

1 posted on 03/19/2007 1:10:26 PM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
Funny article, but all too true. I've had the feeling for a period of time that feminists have conspired with weak, groveling males to ban traditional activities and standards of maleness. They rejected the John Wayne-Clint Eastwood paradigm and tried to foist the sensitive, caring Alan Alda-type model on America. But it has failed. At least here in the Midwest from what I've observed.

The over-prescription for Ritalin in schools is another example. The fact is most boys hate school...except for sports programs, recess and gym class. Somehow American boys survived into manhood without Ritalin until about twenty or thirty years ago. Now they have to have it? The feminization of the school system was behind it all. The truth is radical fems can't stand exuberant boys acting like traditional boys.

2 posted on 03/19/2007 2:01:25 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus; driftless2
> ... claiming that global warming is caused by testosterone...

OF COURSE IT IS...

Oh wow, man !
Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?
My butt, man !
T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher dont you see ?
Dont wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but Im doin well,
Teacher needs to see me after school.
(Chorus:)
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
Im hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
Im hot for teacher.

(Spoken:)
Hey, I heard you missed us, were back !
I brought my pencil
Gimme something to write on, man
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?
(Chorus)
(guitar solo)
Oh man, I think the clock is slow
I dont feel tardy
Class dismissed

(Van Halen, of course...)

3 posted on 03/19/2007 5:21:38 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

um...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1802537/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1802559/posts


4 posted on 03/20/2007 4:15:41 AM PDT by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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