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BA apologises after dumping dead body in first class: reports
AFP on Yahoo ^
| 3/18/07
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Posted on 03/18/2007 8:45:53 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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To: al baby; Allegra; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...
To: lepton
"I'm not dead yet!"
"You'll be stone-dead in a minute..."
"I'm getting better!"
"Oh, don't be such a cry-baby..."
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posted on
03/19/2007 9:49:12 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: NormsRevenge
(I can't believe nobody's posted this guy yet)
"She's dead, Jim"
To: MARTIAL MONK
Will she fit in overhead? LOL! You are a sick puppy! LOL!
To: NormsRevenge
"Fly British Airlines, where even newly-Democrat voters are treated first-class!"
85
posted on
03/19/2007 10:14:50 AM PDT
by
Rastus
To: RavenATB
An American and his mother-in-law are visiting the Holy Land when she dies. The man contacts the local undertaker who tells him that he can bury her in the Holy Land for $50 or have her flown back to the States for around $5000.
Guy says "lemme think about that for a while."
Guy comes back the next day and says "I think I'll have her flown back to the States."
Undertaker sez "Really? Do you know how many people pay a fortune to have their bodies flown here to be buried in the Holy Land? And you want to do the reverse? Why?"
Guy sez "Well... I heard tell of a man who died and was buried in the Holy Land and three days later he came back to life. I don't wanna take that chance..."
86
posted on
03/19/2007 10:24:03 AM PDT
by
Philistone
(Your existence as a non-believer offends the Prophet(MPBUH).)
To: KarlInOhio
I will not make a Weekend at Bernie's reference... However I will... "So, does BA stand for Bernie's Airways?"
87
posted on
03/19/2007 10:27:32 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
To: NormsRevenge
Stiffs On A Plane, The Movie.
88
posted on
03/19/2007 10:30:48 AM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
To: dfwgator
couldnt they just put her in the elevator and send her down below? Didnt they see that movie executive decision, with steven seagal and Kurt Russell?
Thats where the commandos were hiding..
89
posted on
03/19/2007 10:36:54 AM PDT
by
Armedanddangerous
(The Coldest Blood Runs through my veins..you know my name..)
To: NormsRevenge
I'd pay extra to sit next to someone who wasn't 400 pounds
and/or has a screaming baby, even if they were dead.
90
posted on
03/19/2007 10:57:33 AM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
To: Armedanddangerous
Certain things might be possible if one is flying in a 747 or other large equipment, but most don't have such accessibility to non-passenger areas.
HF
91
posted on
03/19/2007 11:26:56 AM PDT
by
holden
To: EveningStar; al baby; Allegra; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; ...
Ladies and Gentlemen, as we prepare to land please bring make sure seatbelts are fastened, all luggage stowed away properly, seats and tray tables in an upright and locked position and your dead strapped in so they don't flop on the floor.
92
posted on
03/19/2007 12:03:36 PM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: NormsRevenge
At least on a cruise, they can place the deceased in a cool place until they reach port. I have heard that, at least on smaller cruises, the "cool place" is the same room where they keep all the food.
To: MARTIAL MONK
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posted on
03/19/2007 12:23:28 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Quiet Down Out There!)
To: MARTIAL MONK
Will she fit in overhead? Either that or under the seat.
To: MARTIAL MONK
If she was very,very,very,very small...........
To: Maximus of Texas
Ladies and Gentlemen, as we prepare to land please bring make sure seatbelts are fastened, all luggage stowed away properly, seats and tray tables in an upright and locked position and your dead strapped in so they don't flop on the floor. You are so bad.
97
posted on
03/19/2007 2:23:49 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: JRios1968
I will not make a Snakes on a Plane reference...
I will not make a Snakes on a Plane reference...
I will not make a Snakes on a Plane reference...
I will not make a Snakes on a Plane reference... I'll bet I know several people who could've talked to the corpse all the way to England and never realized that she didn't talk back.
98
posted on
03/19/2007 2:26:16 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: pax_et_bonum
I have sat next to people on flights, whom I WISHED would shut up! LOL
99
posted on
03/19/2007 2:30:02 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: JRios1968
I wonder... if I pretend to be dead would they move me to first class?
100
posted on
03/19/2007 2:35:45 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
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