[jiggyboy]

compact fluorescent lights contain a small amount of mercury — about the amount of ink on the tip of a ballpoint pen

Screw that. If I break one, it's going in the garbage can.

[kvanbrunt2]

I broke one trying to get it out of the package. It went in the trash.

[robertpaulsen]

"Screw that. If I break one, it's going in the garbage can."

Hey, hey. Remember to follow "careful instructions and wear gloves, safety glasses, coveralls and respiratory protection."

[true_blue_texican]

Oooh, oooh, oooooh, I'll sell you a Broken CF Offset for just $500. You throw your broken CF into the trash, send me the money and I'll plant .... h#ll, I'll plant something, OK?

Maybe I can open an eBay store and sell these.