For a short while John Schneider was married to Tawny Little, the L.A. newsbabe. Anyway, folks at her station got upset when Tawny Little insisted on being called Tawny Schneider after she got married. Of course, the marriage didn't last long and Tawny had to go back to being Tawny Little again. Anyway, Tawny had a reputation for being completely self-absorbed. Well, one day I saw Tawny between takes when she was reporting on a book convention in L.A.. Of course, I just had to go up to her and ask her out for a date, knowing she would instantly reject me since I was no celeb. I was not disappointed. I wish I had a photo of the look of utter DISGUST on Tawny's face.
This is ridiculous!