[blam]

Chip, chip, chip.

[happygrl]

oink...oink,oink

[VeritatisSplendor]

But Philip Davies, the Conservative MP for Shipley, said: "My view is that the people responsible for this are completely bonkers. It is the type of political correctness which makes people's blood boil.

"As usual it is done in the name of ethnic minorities but it is perpetrated by white, middle class, do-gooders with a guilt complex and far too much time on their hands."

What a great quote! Kudos to the newspaper for running it. an American newspaper would never allow a conservative to be quoted saying something brilliant.

[pandoraou812]

But Muslims hate dogs too so how is that any different from piggies? This is getting to the point of being asinine. If they can't handle pigs and dogs or scan our bacon then they need to go home. Why we should change our ways & adapt to them is the beginning of the end. I am sick of this ...I like dogs & pigs so much more then Muslims.

[2ndDivisionVet]

I believe that we should hang Islamic terrorists (am I being redundant?) and bury them inside a large pig. Also, all U.S. forces from henceforward should be issued ammunition coated with pig's blood and artillery shells contain lard.

[AnAmericanMother]

You know, puppies is n't going to help, because Muslims think dogs are unclean, too.

They'll have to make it three little kittens (Mohammed cut the sleeve off his robe rather than disturb his sleeping cat Muezza) but then everybody will be expecting the mittens . . .

[WorkingClassFilth]

"We have to be sensitive if we want to be multi-cultural. It was felt it would be more responsible not to use the three little pigs."

Ri-i-ight. So, by being sensitive to the culture of some moonbats - in your own country - you gut your own culture and become vassals. It's too bad these idiots saw the sun when they were born.

[Sender]

The first little puppy lived in a house made out of straw.

When the big bad antisocial behaviour, antidiversity wolf came, he said, "Little puppy, little puppy, please let me in!"

The first little puppy replied, "Not by the hair of my unclean skin!"

Then the big bad antisocial behaviour, antidiversity wolf (hereby known as BBASBADW) said, "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll breed thousands of wolves."

And in due time, the first little puppy was cast out of his straw flat for diversity crimes and sentenced under wolf law. Wolves moved into the flat.

[ANGGAPO]

Sensitive my ass, they are the enemy.

[mystery-ak]

Hey Muzzies.....PIGS

[mplsconservative]

I thought muslims were repelled by dog saliva as well.

When I brought our puppy to my son's former school, the two muslim girls hid themselves in the bathroom.

I realize a two pound Jack Russell puppy is fairly intimidating...

[Sender]

Chapter 2

As the little puppies were replaced by wolves one by one, the last little puppy asked the BBASBADW, "Why are you getting rid of all the puppies?"

The BBASBADW replied, "Because we desire a world of nothing but wolves. Puppies who won't become wolves are unclean."

"But," the puppy replied, "if there are nothing but wolves, what will you eat?"

"Oh don't worry," replied the BBASBADW, "we will eat the shia wolves."

[pillut48]

How far is this crap gonna go?!?!

Is "Charlotte's Web" starring Wilbur the Puppy next??

I am really getting sick of all this censorship. Feh.

[doc30]

"As usual it is done in the name of ethnic minorities but it is perpetrated by white, middle class, do-gooders with a guilt complex and far too much time on their hands."

Like limousine liberals everywhere

[PzLdr]

Maybe the Moslems can change the beheadings to nuggies, to avoid offending westerners.

[cubreporter]

It will ALWAYS AND FOREVER be the Three little pigs and if they don't like it...tough.

[Arkinsaw]

Mona Lisa shows a woman's face....paint a hijab over it?

YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE CONTENT OF A PIECE OF ART BECAUSE IT MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE.

If there is a play whose content you don't agree with...pick another....but do not ALTER the work of art to fit.

[ApplegateRanch]

Better change it to lambs, since doggies are harram, too.

[DancesWithBolsheviks]

"As usual it is done in the name of ethnic minorities but it is perpetrated by white, middle class, do-gooders with a guilt complex and far too much time on their hands."

Dmmn. Too long for a tagline.

[Veggie Todd]

Yeah, the story of the three little pigs bothers them, but beheadings and mass murder is ok. ROP, my arse.

[John Jorsett]

Don't Muslims also consider dogs unclean? "Three Little Puppies" would be just as offensive. How about "Three Little PC-Liberal-Doodieheads" instead?