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Dennis Miller Rants (March 12, 2007)
Dennis Miller Radio ^ | March 12, 2007 | Dennis Miller

Posted on 03/14/2007 7:50:02 PM PDT by anonsquared

Folks, as I'm out and about during the day, I'm oft times drawn into a chat with a nonbeliever, concerning the war on terror, and surprisingly, the two chestnuts I hear the most are the two with the most cobwebs on them. Where are the weapons and where is bin Laden?

... All right, class, once again, as far as the weapons go, Clinton thought Saddam Hussein had them. Kerry thought he had them. Our phoniest friends in France thought he had them, as did our savviest allies, the Mossad.

... The whole world thought Saddam had weapons. He wouldn't play ball. And we couldn't have a perpetual scimitar of Damocles hanging over our heads, so we went in and we took a look.

And guess what? When Saddam Hussein arrived in hell and was given his own access laminate, even Hitler chided him a little for what has to go down as the worst bluff ever in the history of the universe.

Now as far as bin Laden goes, who knows and who cares? If he is still alive, I'm pretty sure at this point, death must look like a promotion to him as he fires up his yak-powered dialysis machine each morning and eats a little lichen off the cave wall.

... Hey, folks, this is just the beginning of this war on terror. We're already stuck in the past. Let's get on with it. We've passed go already. We've checked our $200. Let's give that money and our support to the best troops on the planet so they can go and flatten the enemy.

And then the rest of us can conduct an immediate post mortem to determine exactly when and where we misplaced our cojones.

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To: anonsquared

As long as they're yours, not mine.


21 posted on 03/14/2007 10:45:59 PM PDT by Erasmus (This tagline on sabbatical.)
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; Timesink; VPMWife78; phantomworker; ajolympian2004; Gracey; Alamo-Girl; ...
FoxFan ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my FoxFan list. *Warning: This can be a high-volume ping list at times.

22 posted on 03/14/2007 10:48:33 PM PDT by nutmeg (National Security trumps everything else.)
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To: MelonFarmerJ

Ping


24 posted on 03/15/2007 8:43:05 AM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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To: AaronInCarolina
I am one who does not equate the failure to find large quantities of MWD's with the conclusion that they weren't there. We gave the man a year's notice that we were coming in. The fact that they were gone, or at least not findable, should surprise no one

That's always what I've thought.

25 posted on 03/15/2007 8:46:15 AM PDT by proud American in Canada ("We can, and we will prevail.")
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To: george76

Yep. This is a true thing the President told us at the beginning of the WOT. That it would last a long time.


26 posted on 03/15/2007 8:48:09 AM PDT by daybreakcoming
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