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To: Emmett McCarthy
As long as the horse is sober, what's the problem?

It's the heel-to-toe-straight-line sobriety test walk. The horse always loses his balance and falls over on that one. Merits a DUI every time.

Makes for lots of long faces in front of the judge's bench.

68 posted on 03/14/2007 7:26:05 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
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To: Titan Magroyne

Yeah, I know. Hell, my dog can hardly do it. Of course, I'm not sure he's ever tried it sober.


72 posted on 03/14/2007 7:44:55 PM PDT by Emmett McCarthy
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