[Dan Evans]

As long as the horse is sober, what's the problem?

They can't give the horse a proper sobriety test. Horses aren't smart enough to blow into the Breathalyzer and when they pee into the cup it makes a horrible mess.

[Emmett McCarthy]

Well, they could just have them stand on one foot, close their eyes and touch their nose. Or recite the alphabet backwards. I always thought that was just to see if you're drunk enough to even try something that stupid.

[GladesGuru]

"Horses aren't smart enough to blow into the Breathalyzer and when they pee into the cup it makes a horrible mess."

Not to mention the fact that most cops don't bring arm length rubber gloves on patrol, that the overspray sure is tough on the regulation shine on the cops jack boots, etc. ;-)

Oh, one more thing - seems that a SF cop got kicked into tomorrow when he "assisted" the horse giving the sample.

[Brucifer]

LOL!