[mkjessup]

Holy Smokes!

I thought for sure this HAD to be from the 'Onion'!

Unbelievable. If this isn't raw material for Jerry Springer, nothing is.

[Farmer Dean]

We had a local Amish guy that was arrested for DUI in his buggy.He stopped at an intersection in Ashland and passed out.The poor horse didn't know what to do and just stood there through a bunch of light cycles until the cops arrived.

[Chickensoup]

The only real misrepresentation in the whole thing is the statement that the Amish lose many of their children. I belive the retention rate is way over 80%.

[merry10]

Rumspringa

[Holicheese]

About 10 years ago there was Amish guys running Crystal Meth for a biker gang in Philly.

"Tis a nice looking barn Ewnglish, maybe we can smokith' some meth!"

[ishabibble]

CLEVELAND SCENE
DENISE GROLLMUS

Ya know, the Amish just recently had a terrible thing happen to them. Some sick pervert broke into a schoolhouse and killed...only the little girls. Why can't people just leave them alone? They don't want this modern society and that is their right.

The Amish are living proof that you can be whatever you want to be in America, and no matter what the problems in your life, some two-bit, lowlife skank, second string, underpaid cubette reporter with her jouro degree from a lousy college aka Mz. Grollmus will be there to suck up every last bit of blood. The Amish really are like anybody else with kids, to do this to them is just plain wrong. Leave those people alone; they aren't bothering anyone.