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Short those oil futures, freepers!
1 posted on 03/14/2007 4:37:15 AM PDT by Kiss Me Hardy
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

it takes two people to move the anti-gravity machine??

uh huh. sure.

the words "Crack" and "pot" come to mind...


2 posted on 03/14/2007 4:40:38 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

3 posted on 03/14/2007 4:41:40 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Kiss Me Hardy
He says the machine's free, clean and endless power could end global warming -- or it would if only someone would take him seriously and build the damn thing.

So he knows all about what a machine will do that doesn't exist. Bobby, be like Edison who faced all sorts of opposition over his generator. He built it himself and had it up and running at the same time people said it was impossible.
7 posted on 03/14/2007 4:43:32 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Kiss Me Hardy
In theory the gadget would trick gravity into endlessly forcing water around a pipe, pushing a piston.

Oh, it "tricks" gravity, eh?

Gravity is NOT just a good idea.

IT'S THE LAW!

8 posted on 03/14/2007 4:45:25 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

Is it April Fools day already?


10 posted on 03/14/2007 4:54:03 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

I LOVE the smell of burning moonbat in the morning!!


11 posted on 03/14/2007 4:57:51 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

Hillary Clinton will "Take" the profits from the oil companies and pour it into research such as this.

Of course she will take a large slice for herself and her cronis as a percentage.


12 posted on 03/14/2007 5:00:28 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
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To: Kiss Me Hardy
"What is far easier to find is the non-working prototype that Mr Hooper knocked up on his veranda."

Is this a reference to the long suffering Mrs. Hooper ?

13 posted on 03/14/2007 5:05:41 AM PDT by prov1813man (While the one you despise and ridicule works to protect you, those you embrace work to destroy you)
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

He dreamed large and worked hard. Even in his profound failure there is a nobility that is lacking among the great majority of his fellow beings.


16 posted on 03/14/2007 5:12:32 AM PDT by JCEccles
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

Hey,, I am convinced people will believe anything! If the right person were to start hyping this half the world would believe in it even if they could never get it to turn on! I can see it now,,, "Al Gore and his amazing Anti-Gravity Machine!" Hollywood stars would rave and rich liberals would fawn! Al Gore could take movies of his Amazing Anti-Gravity Machine to schools around the world and demand government funding! Kook bloggers would create conspiracy theories about Bush and Big Oil trying to destroy Al Gore's Amazing Machine and interfering with it's progress! Lib scientists would unveil computer models of the Amazing Machine's positive effect on the ozone. The media would call it "our last great hope!" Yep,, it would all be fun to watch!


23 posted on 03/14/2007 5:24:15 AM PDT by freemike
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

SWEET!!!! Now we'll have those flying cars in 2015...Just like "Back to the Future 2".. :)


24 posted on 03/14/2007 5:26:59 AM PDT by Darth Dan
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

"or it would if only someone would take him seriously and build the damn thing."

One of the prime clues that you're looking at another wacko perpetual-motion machine that will never work is that the inventor, despite being absolutely sure that it is the solution to all our energy needs, and would surely profit hugely from it if so, hasn't actually built a working version of it.

I'm also sure that someone will be along here to tell us why the known laws of physics and thermodynamics no longer apply in this case.


36 posted on 03/14/2007 6:10:02 AM PDT by -YYZ-
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

"I have tamed gravity. I can switch it on and off!"



Won't we all just float off into SPACE if this thing works...???


And all this time I thought George Jetson was just a myth...


39 posted on 03/14/2007 6:51:15 AM PDT by JB in Whitefish
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
haired man.

Apologies to William Carlos Williams.

50 posted on 03/14/2007 8:25:56 AM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: I Drive Too Fast; onedoug

ping


53 posted on 03/14/2007 8:46:56 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Kiss Me Hardy
I have tamed gravity. I can switch it on and off!"

So gravitons do exist then.

54 posted on 03/14/2007 8:54:27 AM PDT by mjp (I don't want to live in Mexico, Marxico, or Muslimico. I want limited government and lower taxes.)
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