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Meet Ben
MichelleMalkin.com ^ | 1/13/2007 | SMASH

Posted on 03/13/2007 12:30:47 PM PDT by Citizen SMASH

Hi, I'm Ben, a 25-year-old white guy from rural Virginia. I used to be a directory assistance operator, but now I work at the Wal Mart in Waynesboro. I still live with my parents.

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Sometimes, I like to go it the big city and play in the streets. My favorite game is to dress up in black, and run around town with my friends. We block traffic, yell at shoppers, and call the cops "pigs." They don't seem to like it very much, but they're powerless to stop us, because we're protected by the First Amendment!

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Oh, did I mention that I'm a Black Bloc Anarchist?

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Hey, let's go charge up the Capitol steps! The pigs can't stop us! It's our Capitol, too!

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Aw, shucks. Looks like we can't go any further. Hey, does anyone have spray paint?

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"All Cops are Pigs!" That's brilliant! But don't worry, it'll wash right off... Let’s get out of here!

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Hey, now what should we do? I know, we could go break some windows!

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Yeah, that'll show those stoopid Bushbot recruiters! Power to the people! Oh, but I wasn’t there. Time to get the Heck out of Dodge…

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See you at Wal Mart, or the next big protest!

If you’d like to meet Ben and his friends in person, they’ll be wandering the streets of DC this Saturday, March 17.

But if they’re smart, they’ll steer well clear of these guys.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: blackbloc; freakozoid; gatheringofeagles; goodfornothing; iraq; mindlessidiot; protest
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To: patton

"I have an interesting question - I wonder if this stout young rebel has registered for the draft? "


Now, THERE's a scary thought...this dweeb "defending" our shores........[shudder]......!!!


41 posted on 03/13/2007 5:34:53 PM PDT by JB in Whitefish
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To: JB in Whitefish

Back up a step - there currently is no draft. But failure to register is a felony.

See?


42 posted on 03/13/2007 5:38:43 PM PDT by patton (In spit of it all...)
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To: panthermom

America would be a much better place if there were more moms like you!!


43 posted on 03/13/2007 5:43:49 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (There are 2 types of Rudy fans - the uninformed or anti-conservative TROLLS who do not belong on FR)
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To: patton

"Back up a step - there currently is no draft. But failure to register is a felony.

See?"


Fine and dandy.

I was just thinking about how PATHETIC things would get if the lot of draftees were similar to THIS useless larda**...???


44 posted on 03/13/2007 5:49:17 PM PDT by JB in Whitefish
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To: Citizen SMASH

I hope what you just posted about this guy and his pictures is real. When I clicked on his website there was nothing about protests......


45 posted on 03/13/2007 6:02:14 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: Citizen SMASH
"Ben Schumin's site is totally devoted to the otherwise uneventful life of Ben Schumin. His 'Life And Times' page boasts, almost breathlessly, "Watch as my mother, sister, and I shop at the Staunton Wal-Mart. Watch as my friends Becky and Rebecca and I shop at the Harrisonburg and Dayton Wal-Marts. Watch our screened-in porch go up... Watch it all.""

Ben Schumin holds the head of Vice President Dick Cheney during a DAWN rally being held in front of the White House.

Hi! My name is Ben Schumin. I am a 2003 graduate of James Madison University with a Bachelor of Science degree in Public Administration. I am currently employed with Wal-Mart, and am looking for employment in the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area. I also run a Web site called The Schumin Web.

I have been involved with Wikipedia since April 2005, and am a self-proclaimed Wikipediholic. My interests are diverse, and include Web design, public transportation, vintage ocean liners, protests and other political demonstrations (particularly with the activities of the black bloc), local government, digital photography, fire alarms, and Homestar Runner cartoons. I am also a member of the welcoming committee, and make sure to welcome new users who make a good-faith effort to contribute positively to the encyclopedia.

Ben Francis Schumin


Ben Schumin aboard Breda 2008 on the Washington Metro.


Ben Schumin helps a JMU Police officer in resetting the fire alarm panel in Potomac Hall.

Ben Schumin, Oren H., and Jersey Mike deploy the toilet seat, and then attempt to make it retract. We are in the Exeloo automatic restroom at the Huntington station of the Washington Metro.

"Hello, I'm Ben F. Schumin Come take a trip with me to Wal-Mart through the magic of the internet."

46 posted on 03/13/2007 6:13:01 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: ASOC

pssst...
It's a flathead..
;0)
Ms.B


47 posted on 03/13/2007 6:37:20 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (women who behave rarely make history)
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To: Citizen SMASH

wow..what would be wonderful is if fat boy went to jail and spent a night with Big Bubba Mankill in prison..bet he wouldn't smile like that..


48 posted on 03/13/2007 7:52:39 PM PDT by BerniesFriend
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To: kcvl

What a faggot.


49 posted on 03/13/2007 7:55:49 PM PDT by streetpreacher (What if you're wrong?)
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To: streetpreacher
lol!

Bad, bad, bad. You will forced into rehab for that!

lol!
50 posted on 03/13/2007 8:28:19 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Citizen SMASH

The sadist aspect about this little Neocom is that he doesn't realize that he won't be living in that nice little house in Virginia which he seems to be so proud of if his Socialist/Communist buddies win the day. Pathetic!


51 posted on 03/13/2007 8:53:28 PM PDT by WINGED PEGASUS
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To: Stashiu; Admin Moderator
Someone tell fat boy that he is about to experience his worst nightmare.

Can you elaborate? If you can't, this comment should be removed.

52 posted on 03/22/2007 4:56:07 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Logic" is as meaningless to a liberal as "desert" is to a fish.--Freeper IronJack)
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To: Mr. Silverback; All

Sure, I will elaborate.

You were outnumbered and outgunned on March 17th. Your protest was more anti-American and anti-capitalism, than anti-war. Middle America is not with you, and with good cause.

I was there, how about you?


53 posted on 03/26/2007 9:09:11 AM PDT by Stashiu (RVN, 1969-70)
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To: Stashiu
Hey, I just thought it sounded like you were threatening the dude. Didn't mean to offend.

As for being there, I was unable, but I did help promote it and did a local demo with some Vietnam vets here in town.

Thanks for your service...in both places.

54 posted on 03/26/2007 10:20:08 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (A pacifist sees no distinction between the arsonist and the fireman--Freeper ccmay)
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