Posted on 03/13/2007 12:30:47 PM PDT by Citizen SMASH
Hi, I'm Ben, a 25-year-old white guy from rural Virginia. I used to be a directory assistance operator, but now I work at the Wal Mart in Waynesboro. I still live with my parents.
Sometimes, I like to go it the big city and play in the streets. My favorite game is to dress up in black, and run around town with my friends. We block traffic, yell at shoppers, and call the cops "pigs." They don't seem to like it very much, but they're powerless to stop us, because we're protected by the First Amendment!
Oh, did I mention that I'm a Black Bloc Anarchist?
Hey, let's go charge up the Capitol steps! The pigs can't stop us! It's our Capitol, too!
Aw, shucks. Looks like we can't go any further. Hey, does anyone have spray paint?
"All Cops are Pigs!" That's brilliant! But don't worry, it'll wash right off... Let’s get out of here!
Hey, now what should we do? I know, we could go break some windows!
Yeah, that'll show those stoopid Bushbot recruiters! Power to the people! Oh, but I wasn’t there. Time to get the Heck out of Dodge…
See you at Wal Mart, or the next big protest!
If you’d like to meet Ben and his friends in person, they’ll be wandering the streets of DC this Saturday, March 17.
But if they’re smart, they’ll steer well clear of these guys.
What does this cipher do at Walmart? Clean toilettes?
Keep it up kid and you'll go places - like maybe the Federal Pen.
Yes Freedom of Speech is a wonderful thing, but there is also this little thing called 'respect of property'.
I don't know about anyone here, but were this little punk and his friends doing this kinda stuff in my hometown, they would be placed under citizens arrest, and fire-hosed. Then their little hot heads would be cooled down., I'd also be making a phone call to the Corporate Headquarters of WalMart and informing them that myself, my family and friends would be boycotting their stores because of the actions of certain employees.
'His Capitol'? Yep, but it's mine too, and I have the right to protect 'my' property. Vandalisim should not be tolerated in any way shape or form, particularly not in the Capitol.
America is so full of losers like this kid.
He is nothing but a wannabe rebel with absentee parents that have never disciplined him in his life or gave him structure.
His parents are obviously clueless; probably DU members.
Someone tell fat boy that he is about to experience his worst nightmare.
"Hi, Ben, glad to meet you. I'm Real World Guy. I hear you like anarchy? Cool! Me too. Anarchy means no laws at all doesn't it? Great! I'm up for that. Hey, Ben! I'd like you to meet my Louisville Slugger. I bought it cheap at Wal Mart. My political agenda? Oh, I don't have one. I just like to break bones and make people bleed. Anarchy! It's not just for protesters anymore." - Real World Guy
Some folks are alive ONLY because it is against the law to KILL them.
Major ping!!! This is who will be there on Saturday.
Great post CS.
I am joining the Protest Warriors here in San Diego Sat.
to counter the Loony Left anti war wacOs.
BTW war protesters since yesterday are occupying Rep. Susan Davis's - D office. She is against the war but has voted for funding. These idiots are holding down till she votes against funding.
Keep up the good fight
Ping
OOOOoooooohhhhooo Cycle porn............cool!
LOL!
Cycle porn?
Glad ya like the pic!
Ms.B
I have an interesting question - I wonder if this stout young rebel has registered for the draft?
Because, if his 26th birthday passes, and he has not, he loses his right to vote for life.
Or to own a gun.
Just curious.
I would tend to doubt that he has..
Doesn't look like the type to vote, or register!
Ms.B
LOL
Cycle porn is ALMOST as good as gun porn - or better...up here it is still too risky to be out on a bike, what with ice still on the roads and all.
But that is a sweet looking knucklehead - did you buy it that way or did you restore it yourself?
Ben,
Meet my fist as it slams into your fat face.
We don't have it on the road yet, either..
It's still icy up here in Maine..
That Cycle was owned by Hubby's Dad..
It was bought in Randolph, Nebraska for 200 bucks back in the 1960's..(Hubby was born in Nebraska)
Hubby restored the bike over the years..
We also have a "basket case" 1946 Indian..
Ms.B
>Hi, I'm Ben, a 25-year-old white guy from rural Virginia. I used to be a directory assistance operator, but now I work at the Wal Mart in Waynesboro. I still live with my parents.<
And because I am such a pathetic loser, I occasionally assuage my desire to actually have people notice me by going up to DC, then stealthily changing from my green shirt into my black anarchy clothes, so I can yell canned slogans about BushHitlerChimpy McHalliburton. And then, I can take more really bad photos to put on my website of me and the people I'm with. I like being with people who make me feel like I BELONG, even though I don't know any of their names.
Now I see what you have been warning everyone about. This creep is totally disgusting. I wonder if he'll still have his Walmart job after this gets out?
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