To: Smogger
Other major drivers groups are "paranoiacs", "maniacs" and "idiots" [the largest]. It perplexes me why these were omitted.
7 posted on
03/12/2007 12:04:10 PM PDT by
GSlob
To: GSlob
LOL
Definitions:
Idiot = Someone in front of you who is driving slower then you want to go.
Maniac = Someone who passes you up.
23 posted on
03/12/2007 12:16:43 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(In this (political) War, Republicans are gutless appeasers. -- Ann Coulter)
To: GSlob
You and I both know that there are only two types of drivers, other than oneself, on the road:
Those driving too slow, who are morons, and those driving too fast, who are idiots.
25 posted on
03/12/2007 12:18:00 PM PDT by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: GSlob
Sounds like somebody remembers the old George Carlin car routine.
Everybody in front of you is an idiot driving slowly. Everybody behind you is a maniac trying to get past you. Everybody's an idiot or a maniac, because nobody's driving my speed. Somebody drives my speed I slow down so I can keep an eye on them.
36 posted on
03/12/2007 12:25:44 PM PDT by
Richard Kimball
(Why yes, I do have a stupid picture for any occasion)
To: GSlob
I am a paranoic. My head is on a swivel every time, all the time, any time I drive a vehicle.
I've had one wreck in the last 41 years, and it was my fault because I wasn't paranoid at the time.
47 posted on
03/12/2007 12:36:32 PM PDT by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: GSlob
MANIAC = anyone driving faster than I am.
IDIOT = anyone driving slower than I am.
57 posted on
03/12/2007 12:47:54 PM PDT by
Muzzle_em
(A proud warrior of the Pajamahadeen)
To: GSlob
MANIAC = anyone driving faster than I am.
IDIOT = anyone driving slower than I am.
58 posted on
03/12/2007 12:48:13 PM PDT by
Muzzle_em
(A proud warrior of the Pajamahadeen)
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