Everybody in front of you is an idiot driving slowly. Everybody behind you is a maniac trying to get past you. Everybody's an idiot or a maniac, because nobody's driving my speed. Somebody drives my speed I slow down so I can keep an eye on them.
See # 31. As an immigrant to the US [naturalized, and have been here 25 years], I plead an invincible ignorance as to George Carlin [?- and who is/was he?] and his routines. Thus I claim independent discovery.