|
| How You Can Take Action |
   |
|
Make sure you receive email updates from Senator Edwards. Find out how to add john@johnedwards.com to your Address Book. |
Posted on 03/10/2007 8:11:32 AM PST by L98Fiero
From: Jonathan Prince, Edwards For President [info@johnedwards.com]
Sent: Friday, March 09, 2007 9:28 PM
To: Chris Wallace
Subject: Fox Attacks
|
|||
|
|||
Breathtakingly stupid.
What did Fox do that frightened the Breck Girl so badly.?
moonbat disease
Apparently I am not the only one who has thought to sign up the Edwards campaign for gay mailing lists... lol! Their email address has been returned as invalid ;)
Nothing. His nutroots followers are behind this and he caved to their demands.
This idiocy will come back to haunt them.
a little pmsing from the potentially first woman president.
I think Johnny "Prince" knows he can't win the Primary- but he knows he can be a ROCK STAR with the lunatic fringe.
so he wants to court the loons and then deliver the votes with his support in return for VP.......
He has to know he can't win a General Election by courting the frothing moonbats...
Oh, the poor little boy. Can't stand the heat.
Telling tactic of a Democratic Crime Syndicate member and his lunatic fringe supporters.
This man/sarcasm wants to be President?
Sounds like a big fat whine to me!
What?
Are they saying Drudge isn't "fair and balanced" or are they saying that Drudge and Fox are the same?
Either way - How does avoiding the largest cable new audience help get his message out?
His campaign needs to do 2 things:
Look at the ratings for cable news
Review the elections from 2000, and 2004.
Oh, make that 3 things -
Pull his head out of his back-side.
You guys are being so unfair.......and his hair is just perfect.That is a prime requisite for a presidential candidate, isn't it?
Nam Vet
Next, these "prissies" are going to throw panties, bras, and garter belts at Fox. Pathetic jerks.
The metrosexual, Breck Girly-Man does have nice hair and his southern accent tops Hillaryous'. 2 Americas, long-time trial lawyer, short-time congressman John (guess which one he is), should be leading in the polls based on these factors alone.
Candidate May Sue America
Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards said he will be taking “legal action against all those implicated in the ‘faggot’ incident.” The incident occurred when columnist and author, Ann Coulter uttered the words John Edwards and faggot in the same sentence during a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) convention.
“It’s not only Coulter who’s at fault here,” Edwards said. “A society that condones such slurs is equally guilty.”
Edwards said he will give America 30 days to take appropriate measures against Coulter or face being named in a “class action” suit. “If appropriate remedial action has not been taken within a reasonable timeframe, I will be filing a class action suit against America,” Edwards threatened.
Pressed to elaborate on what might constitute “appropriate remedial action,” Edwards suggested that Coulter be sent to rehab and the royalties of her best-selling books be signed over to him. “Purveyors of hate must not be allowed to profit from their misdeeds,” Edwards said. “Those profits are the rightful property of the victim. In this case that would be me.”
“In addition, every registered voter in America who has not publicly renounced Coulter within this 30 day period and donated $100 in ‘Coulter Cash’ to my presidential campaign will also be named in the suit,” Edwards added. “Vermin like Coulter couldn’t survive if like-minded scum didn’t buy her books and pay her to speak. I’m giving them the opportunity to cleanse themselves through public repentance and a minimal propitiating offering. I have been grievously injured, but I am also merciful.”
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) complained that Edwards’ conditions for avoiding being sued were unfair. “Renouncing Coulter is no problem,” Clinton said. “But forcing me to contribute to his campaign isn’t fair. He’s running against me. Why should I have to fund his campaign? I’ve done as much, or more, for gay rights as he has. I mean, I’m the one who’s promised to partner with the gay community once I’m elected president.”
Clinton suggested that a renunciation of Coulter and a donation to the campaign of any Democrat running for president would be more fitting. “Everyone of us who has fought for gay rights is victimized by Coulter’s hate speech,” Clinton claimed. “We all deserve compensation.”
In related news, San Francisco homosexuals are worried that the culture and history of their world-famous neighborhood could be lost if too many heterosexuals are allowed to move in. “A few heterosexuals are welcome as long as they understand their place," said Enos Holler, a leader in the homosexual community. “We just don’t want to be overrun by people with no appreciation for what we’ve built here.”
The city, meanwhile, has promised to do whatever it takes to keep the area's gay identity intact. “We’ll ‘red-line’ the neighborhood if we have to,” said Ira Blauer, administrative assistant to the mayor. “I’ll block doorways with my own body if that’s what it takes to keep undesirables from bringing the neighborhood down.”
read more...
http://www.azconservative.org/Semmens1.htm
This is unreal...it reads like a sarcastic parody written by a conservative.
For the record, Ann Coulter has already said that she would never insult the gay community by comparing them to Jonathan Edwards.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.