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What is the most convoluted, opaque, impenetrable book you ever read?
Blind Eye Jones

Posted on 03/09/2007 11:22:35 PM PST by Blind Eye Jones

What is the most convoluted, opaque, impenetrable book you ever read?


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KEYWORDS: books; zenandtheartofmotorc
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To: 6323cd
I had no luck with "Finnegan's Wake", but I loved "Ulysses"! Can't believe the bad rap it's getting here!

Here's a passage from "Ulysses", selected completely at random:

Wombed in sin darkness I was too, made not begotten. By them, the man with my voice and my eyes and a ghostwoman with ashes on her breath. They clasped and sundered, did the coupler's will. From before the ages He willed me and now may not will me away or ever. A lex eterna stays about Him. Is that then the divine substance wherein Father and Son are consubstantial? Where is poor dear Arius to try conclusions? Warring his life long on the contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality. Illstarred heresiarch! In a Greek watercloset he breathed his last: euthanasia. With beaded mitre and with crozier, stalled upon his throne, widower of a widowed see, with upstiffed omophorion, with clotted hinderparts.

Anyone who can remotely comprehend this must be some sort of brainiac with a giant mutant head.

461 posted on 03/10/2007 7:59:02 PM PST by Jhensy
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To: Cyclopean Squid
There are few novelists better than Aleksandr, but many, many better historians.

"One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovitch." Possibly the greatest novel ever.

462 posted on 03/10/2007 8:05:01 PM PST by AnnaZ (I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)
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To: Bernard Marx

C'mon, haven't you had the urge to make a banana breakfast with banana waffles, banana syrup, sliced bananas, with banana cream topping and a banana daiquiri to kick it off?


463 posted on 03/10/2007 8:05:51 PM PST by Cvengr
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To: Cogadh na Sith
Foucault's Pendulum is one of my favorites. It is lucid, well written and clear compared to "The French Lieutenant's Woman".....

I had a girlfriend who went on a John Fowles kick... made me read 'em... ugh.

464 posted on 03/10/2007 8:13:36 PM PST by AnnaZ (I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)
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To: Toskrin

...baseball is webbed with hands of the sinister....


465 posted on 03/10/2007 8:13:47 PM PST by Cvengr
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To: Cvengr

...baseball is webbed with strands of the sinister....


466 posted on 03/10/2007 8:14:41 PM PST by Cvengr
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To: Cvengr

make that ...well-spidered with white suggestions of the sinister


467 posted on 03/10/2007 8:15:25 PM PST by Cvengr
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To: Blind Eye Jones

Godel Escher Bach


468 posted on 03/10/2007 8:15:26 PM PST by montag813
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To: Blind Eye Jones

Anything by Cornell West


469 posted on 03/10/2007 8:16:24 PM PST by montag813
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To: Blind Eye Jones
The Knights Templar in the New World: How Henry Sinclair Brought the Grail to Acadia

It's beyond me how anyone can take a subject with so much potential and just garble it so bad that the only thing you walk away with is thinking that the author is a rambling and insane idiot who can't string two sentences together without losing his train of thought.

I have no idea how this book ever got past the editors.....

470 posted on 03/10/2007 8:17:11 PM PST by Lloyd227 (and may God bless Oriana Fallaci)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek
Will have to disagree with you on Foucault's Pendulum

That was one of my favorite reads of all time. Enough that I went and bought several other books Umberto Eco wrote...

471 posted on 03/10/2007 8:19:36 PM PST by Lloyd227 (and may God bless Oriana Fallaci)
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To: 6323cd
I had no luck with "Finnegan's Wake", but I loved "Ulysses"! Can't believe the bad rap it's getting here!

Dammit... are you saying that I have to try again?

=;-o

472 posted on 03/10/2007 8:21:18 PM PST by AnnaZ (I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)
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To: Stentor
"I'm on page 50. I think you have freed me from the necessity of continuing."

Please don't stop... one of the quotes Eco is most quoted on is "...the first one hundred pages of my book is the price you pay for a good story and if you can't do that, you don't deserve it"

473 posted on 03/10/2007 8:23:41 PM PST by Lloyd227 (and may God bless Oriana Fallaci)
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To: Cvengr
In the 1950's, New Orleans was the major port of entry for bananas shipped from Central and South America. Owen Edward Brennan challenged his talented chef, Paul Blangé, to include bananas in a new culinary creation-Owen's way of promoting the imported fruit. In 1951, Chef Paul created Bananas Foster.

Little did anyone realize that Bananas Foster would become an international favorite and is the most requested item on the restaurant's menu. Thirty-five thousand pounds of bananas are flamed each year at Brennan's in the preparation of its world-famous dessert.

Bananas Foster
Ingredients:
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
- 1/4 cup banana liqueur
- 4 bananas, cut in half lengthwise, then halved
- 1/4 cup dark rum
- 4 scoops vanilla ice cream

Directions:
* Combine the butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a flambé pan or skillet.
* Place the pan over low heat either on an alcohol burner or on top of the stove, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves.
* Stir in the banana liqueur, then place the bananas in the pan.
* When the banana sections soften and begin to brown, carefully add the rum.
* Continue to cook the sauce until the rum is hot, then tip the pan slightly to ignite the rum.
* When the flames subside, lift the bananas out of the pan and place four pieces over each portion of ice cream.
* Generously spoon warm sauce over the top of the ice cream and serve immediately.

Serves Four

474 posted on 03/10/2007 8:24:09 PM PST by condi2008
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To: Lloyd227
Will have to disagree with you on Foucault's Pendulum

That was one of my favorite reads of all time.


Oh, I'm not claiming that it isn't good, just that it was too hard for me to get through. I'll try again sometime.
475 posted on 03/10/2007 8:25:21 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Cvengr
C'mon, haven't you had the urge to make a banana breakfast with banana waffles, banana syrup, sliced bananas, with banana cream topping and a banana daiquiri to kick it off?

Let's not forget dessert, Mrs. Quoad's delicious English candies!

476 posted on 03/10/2007 8:42:14 PM PST by TChad
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To: montag813

I actually found Godel Escher, Back to be one of the easier reads out there. Mind's I was also an enjoyable read.

Recursive logic along the lines of Hofstadter's law,...It always takes longer than you expect,...even when you taken Hofstadter's law into account...


477 posted on 03/10/2007 8:51:49 PM PST by Cvengr
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To: Silly

Pretty much the same thing, except for the oregano hangover and the tiny green hairs that grow close to the bottom of the plate on the third day.


478 posted on 03/10/2007 9:07:45 PM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: condi2008

You forgot the Everclear....

Keeper, nonetheless.....Nature does not know extinction. All it knows is transformation!


479 posted on 03/10/2007 9:08:13 PM PST by Cvengr
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To: Cvengr

My sinister got bit by a mousse once.


480 posted on 03/10/2007 9:09:21 PM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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