Iowahawk: LET’S TONE IT DOWN, PEOPLE

Iowahawk | 03/07/2007 | David Burge

[dighton]

Iowahawk Online Community Issues Forum Special

by Ann Coulter and Bill Maher

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ANN: Hello, I’m syndicated columnist and best-selling author Ann Coulter.

BILL: And I’m Bill Maher, host of HBO’s “Real Time.”

ANN: Today we want to talk to you about an issue that concerns both of us: the deterioration of civility in American politics.

BILL: That’s right Ann, you anorexic Nazi whore. Even though we are on opposite sides of the political fence we can both agree that Americans of all political stripes need to start walking back from the hateful rhetoric that unfortunately characterizes much of our contemporary political discussion.

ANN:   I couldn’t agree more Bill, you syphillitic commie scumnozzle. Because whether they are normal patriotic Americans or mincing San Francisco fudgepackers, all citizens of this country need to think first before using words intended to hurt or offend others.

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[xsmommy]

i almost hurt myself laughing at this.

[SlowBoat407]

Scumnozzle would be an excellent name for a band.

I'm put in mind of the old WKRP bit. " 'Allo. We're scum."

[TChad]

By supporting this good citizenship effort, you will ensure that America's outspoken pundit community has the book and TV and speaking contracts we need to pay the critically important mortgages on our Laurel Canyon ranch homes.

Our brave new world.

[jslade]

scumnozzle isn't defined yet.

I would suggest that since IIRC a scumbag is a used condom filled with....er scum, that a scumnozzle would equate to a "pr**k".

[SerpentDove]

Boy, did you nail it. Both Bill Maher and Ann Coulter are circus acts, calculated to shock and offend, and thereby profit.

I don't care for such people.

Check the tagline.

[dighton]

Boy, did you nail it.

I’d love to claim credit for Iowahawk’s work, but can’t, until I’m absolutely sure he’s not looking.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

IowaHawk left out "Anne you ignorant slut".

P.S. Thanks for the tagline : )

[TChad]

I sent this to a somewhat liberal friend. He couldn't stop laughing.

[aculeus]

Fabulous!

[MozarkDawg]

I’d love to claim credit for Iowahawk’s work, but can’t, until I’m absolutely sure he’s not looking.

A ha, the ol' "Take credit when credit is doo" philosophy.

[Liberty Valance]

*Ann&Bill Bump and ping*



Way to go IowaHawk. Hilarious stuff!

[Billthedrill]

I should never have opened that at work. Never. Now I've had to explain to a roomful of computer geeks who Ann Coulter is and then who John Edwards is... "He's running for president, guys. No, really. Knock it off, I'm not joking."

There was a civility thread yesterday that died a perfectly predictable if undeserved death. Civility pertains to serious exchanges of ideas between adults. This isn't that.

[BlueSky194]

I guess the saying is.
The more outrageous you are, the more news coverage.

[EveningStar]

Misc ping
Tard ping

[fanfan]

LOL!

[ozzymandus]

And after the show, they go make love on a big pile of money.

[ozzymandus]

So you think Ann is the equivalent of rosie? You are badly confused.

[Enterprise]

This would be great for the FOX 1/2 hour news hour.

[scratcher]

"The next time Bill goes riffing off a Condi Rice assassination ad lib, let his studio audience of flag-burning West Hollywood homos bark and whoop and clap like a mindless pack of trained Maoist circus seals."

Too bad this won't fit on a bumper sticker. 

[Allegra]

Um, "scumnozzle"??? That's a new one on me!!!

I like it. I'm going to use that one. :-D