For one-stop shopping, you can get your fruit and fags, and take a pea all at the same time!
Posted on 03/06/2007 2:30:10 PM PST by presidio9
Hey, I will have nightmares after that picture!
Thanks for the ping, the keywords are killing me!! *LOL*
Thanks for the ping!
I see they have pasties, too... *LOL*
I thought all men had a inner lesbian.
am I..unique?
Isn't that faulous?!
I don't know about you, but sometimes when I eat a meal, I become overheated and here I can whip my shirt off and don a pair of pasties.
This small store has high ideals!
The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.
The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.
The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.
They displayed their fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials.
"The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the faggot is left off that list," said Janet Doody.
Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others.
"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."
The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas, and will be launching the awareness campaign on Tuesday at Liverpool University, followed by visits this week to Nottingham, Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham.
The competition was organised by faggot producer Mr Brain's Faggots.
NEXT WEEK: Vegetarian recipes!
Did you add any keywords? I don't know who put it there, but "Drive by Fruitings" is my favorite.
The fruit wasn't organically grown.
-PJ
"The gender of the couple was not immediately known."
Isn't that a sexist statement? ;)
DNA test won't be conclusive, nor physical examinations...what one has to do to determine gender is ask the person what they "desire" to be:
New York Plans to Make Gender Personal Choice
"The Metropolitan Transportation Authority also agreed last month to let people define their own gender when deciding whether to use the men’s or women’s bathrooms."
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/07/nyregion/07gender.html?ex=1173416400&en=38aee71e8b24a9fe&ei=5070
No, can't take any credit for those. JohnEdwards cracked me up too!
Now, that's fruity!
If she'd thrown fruit at Christians, she'd have a medal.
Egads, dead. That's hideous.
Sad, but true . . .
Speaking for all menopausal women, I think we should all be allowed to don pasties the very second we become overheated. Especially if we are participating in drive by fruitings.
Yes, Sonny.
You are,.....unique.
I'm sure they don't run the A/C unless it get's above 75 degrees. Wouldn't want the Edwards to be living like savages dontcha know.
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