[Ellesu]

We were laying in bed, and he called me 'Lisa,'" she told Orlando police in a statement.

[Sax]

The funniest thing to me is that there has not, and I propse can not be an article penned about Astronaut Nowak without using the word "DIAPER"

[silverleaf]

Too much information. Ughh. There are kids involved here.
Cant believe she evaded charges on attempted murder. No one "talks" to someone else with a steel mallet, buck knife, rubber tubes and large trash bags.

[Moonman62]

Nowak needs another celebrity death to keep this out of the news.

[nctexan]

And I always thought that the Shuttle was 'glowing hot' and 'smoking' due to reentry air friction...

[Dante3]

One of the many fascinating aspects of this story is the puzzle how a bright and successful person ends up doing something this stupid and bizarre.

[Tijeras_Slim]

"Houston, we have a horndog..."

[null and void]

"Will have to control myself when I see you, first the urge will be to rip your clothes off, throw you on the ground, and love the hell out of you."

Wanna bet they cleaned that up a bit?

[BMIC]

So if I read this correctly, the whole thing could've been prevented if the guy had simply taken some minimal steps to protect his PC, like using a password his ex-girlfriend DIDN'T know?

[beaversmom]

She put off the needs of her own family to help us through this..

Seems Nowak was an expert at putting off the needs of her family.

[NRA1995]

Nice break from Ann Coulter stories

[amchugh]

Someone better than me at lyrics needs to do an I will survive parody...

And I learned how to get along
and so you're back
from outer space
I just flew out to find you here
spraying pepper spray upon my face
I should have changed that stupid flight
I should have made him change his key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

The media is obsessing over this. Please, freepers, let them be the only ones who give a flying xxxx about this nonsense!

[Mr.Unique]

The evidence also details a love affair between Nowak and Oefelein that he thought was over. Nowak, however, did not. Oefelein told police he had an affair with Nowak, a 43-year-old married mother of three, that lasted "for some time."

Oefelein just had his Fatal Attraction moment. It is never over!

[Rb ver. 2.0]

"Oefelein told police he had an affair with Nowak, a 43-year-old married mother of three, that lasted "for some time." The two had worked together on several projects at the Johnson Space Center"

If the affair part is true, Oefelein's rocket riding days are over.

[Hatteras]

"I asked him, 'Are you sure that she's OK with this? Because you know how these things go?' and I said, 'Is there gonna be some crazy lady showing up at my door trying to kill me?' And he said, 'No, no, no, she's not like that..."

"... I think..."

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Major Tom (yes, folks...astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak's excellent adventure)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 2-2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 02/10/2007 8:53:18 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - MAJOR TOM (near the bottom of the midi site)

Oefelein's the guy...hunky pilot
Joystick's on her mind...all the time
Now Lisa has been charged...the DA filed it
It was Lust in Space
The poor astronaut...poor astronaut

On rival Colleen, she was preying
She had tubing and...a big knife
She practiced several times her pepper spraying
It was Lust in Space
Poor astronaut...poor astronaut

5 4 3 2 1....there's no time to be a wiper
Lisa had to put some diapers on

She drove on and on a thousand miles
She must be on time for the plane
By now she's sitting on a great big pile
It was Lust in Space
For the astronaut...poor astronaut

There in the garage...confrontation
Colleen got away, luckily
The triangle has caused such fascination
It was Lust in Space
Poor astronaut...poor astronaut

5 4 3 2 1....there's no time to be a wiper
Lisa had to put some diapers on

Everyone was shocked who worked at NASA
Hillary would...blame the right wing

NASA has to work on psych screening
Lisa Nowak fell through the cracks
This episode has been very demeaning
It was Lust in Space
Poor astronaut...astronaut

There's no time to be a wiper
Lisa had to wear some diapers
Sitting in a pile of doo-doo
Can you just imagine, peee-eewww
Sitting in a pile of doo-doo
Can you just imagine, peee-eewww
Sitting in a pile of doo-doo
Can you just imagine, peee-eewww

[Jim Noble]

We went to a club in Houston, then we came home and we had a few drinks. We were laying in bed, and he called me 'Lisa,'" she told Orlando police

Most ladies of my (past) acquaintance regard that as a a bad sign...

[B-Chan]

Shipman wrote, "The thought of you without clothes is pretty nice."

ASTRO PIMP

Police also found the rope and a knife in Nowak's car, plus a list of supplies she packed for her alleged confrontation with Shipman. Also included was a receipt for $3.72 for a tall Mocha coffee from Starbucks while she waited for Shipman in the airport.

Murder or not, bitchez gon' has dey Starbucks...

[BurbankKarl]

I would say the affair is over now!