Venezuela is in desperate need of a Pinochet.
Hugo used to have a little parrot wearing a red beret that he took with him to all his speeches (I haven't seen it for awhile). I think even the parrot was saner than Hugo.
VZ definitely needs some kind of Terminator. It's a pity the generals didn't do him in when they had him out at the airport, although unfortunately, Hugo's paranoia aside, I think the only reason he's alive is that the generals probably got a call from the US State Dept. Some thanks he gives us!