Loose lips sink sequels (Dave Barry)

Miami Herald ^ | DAVE BARRY

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[basil]

Actually, reading Dave's script wasn't as bad as sitting through the movie "Titanic". That was the last movie I ever went to, and I thought that darn boat would never sink so I could get out of there!

[patton]

"Near...far..."

[leda]

very funny! gotta just love dave barry!

[leda]

if you hadn't distracted me with your
weather commentary, i wouldda beat ya ;)

[patton]

Well, it is better than a liberal math writing prof, I guess...LOL

[leda]

stop reading my mind...again and again and again....

[dfwgator]

Ten minutes into Titanic, I was thinking "Just Sink Already."

[patton]

"Im am the king of the world..." LOL.

[leda]

silly wabbit ;)

[reagan_fanatic]

Leonardo DiCaprio, who has shown the world that he is not just a pretty face; he is a pretty face who, if he had been in my high school, would have spent a lot of time being held upside-down over the toilet by larger boys

LOL - no one can do it like Dave can!

[patton]

Oh, come on, now. It has prodided endless hours of entertainment, while out on our boat, second only to, well, beer.

And fishing - we caught a fish once, but nobody wanted to touch a fish out of the Potomac, so we tossed it and all the fishing geer over the side, and went back to drinking beer.

And making fun of this silly movie.

[Fiddlstix]

LOL!
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[Grizzled Bear]

"Near...far..."

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Titanic, what a really great song
Titanic, that boat was long
Titanic, Celine Dion
Shoulda been on the
Tiiiieee-Tanic

- Tom Petty

[patton]

heheh.

[Calvin Locke]

My then-wife rented it. I had to leave the room. I couldn't take it.

The best thing about the Titanic's Oscar night was Jack Nicholson getting the best actor award "I had this sinking feeling all evening..." (which I heard the next day on the radio).

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

But think of all the incidental revenue the movie created, from all the Jack Ballard/Discovery Channel underwater gloomy rust globules. And bright, featureless videos of old dinner plates and shoes on the bottom of the Atlantic!

AND the economic boom in ROV sales......

[Jo Nuvark]

Thanks for making me laugh. Dave Barry rocks!

However, I have never seen Titanic and don't plan to
ever see it. I liked "The Unsinkable Molly Brown"
with Debbie Reynolds. Don't need no stinkin' revisionist
film maker tellin' me how the ship went down.

Now where do I go to buy an ACTUAL HISTORY
OFFSET CREDIT for Dave Barry?

[patton]

Perhaps what you need to buy, is a sense of humor for some of the folks around here?

On a crash landing drill, I actually looked at my flight instructor, and said, "If I give you a hundred dollar tip, will you buy a sense of humor?"

Of course, we still crashed.

But it was darn funny.