[nopardons]

No, dear, I wasn't at the Stonewall that night nor any other time; I was, however, living in Manhattan at the time and know far more about it than you do.

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

So please... tell us how there was no drug dealing, no underage prostitutes, no mobbed-up owners. Enlighten us. You were near there. Enlighten us with your expertise.