Posted on 03/03/2007 7:02:14 PM PST by gcruse
Ooooh Kaaaaay!
I can't believe this isn't the Onion.
The Brits are doomed.
someone page the "WTF" cat.
I apologize, world.
If a bottle does not work, does the school move on to breast feeding?
A few more years, and the kids start doing that on their own.
Naturally.
They have been for a long time. It started when they allowed themselves to be disarmed and accelerated when they began cradle to grave care. Watch, this is the US in 50 years if we don't teach our children well.
I'm not going to look. I just want you to tell me this is from scrappleface.
They ought to have convincing longterm data by now as to the effect of this. Where is it?
Well, I guess it's better than breastfeeding them. *rolls eyes*
"The controversial approach - developed during the late 1960s"
Might know it'd be the late 60's. Remember guys: This is the same crowd that's in politics and pushing socialism/marxism etc. RIGHT HERE in America!
Vote Dumbocrat......yeah, right.
Minister:
Well, you seem to have a whole ward to yourself, my boy.
Alex:
Yes, sir. And a very lovely place it is too, sir. When I wake up in the mid of the
night with my pain.
Minister:
Yes, well, anyway , good to see you on the mend. I kept in constant touch with the
hospital of course and now I've come down to see you personally to see how you're
getting along.
Alex:
I suffered the tortures of the damned
Minister:
Yes, I can appreciate that you have had and extremely dis-
Oh look. Let me help you with that, shall I.
Alex:
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Minister:
I can tell you with all sincerity that I and the government which I am a member,
are deeply sorry. We tried to help you. We followed recommendations which were
made to us that turned out to be wrong. An inquiry will place the responsibility
where it belongs. We want you to regard us as friends. We put you right, you're
getting the best of treatment. We never wished you harm, but there are some who
did and do and I think you know who those are. There are certain people who wanted
to use you for political ends. They would have be glad to have you dead, for they
thought they could then blame it all on the government. There is also a certain man,
a writer of subversive literature, who has been howling for your blood. He's been mad
with desire to stick a knife in you, but you're safe from him now. We put him away.
He found out that you had done wrong. He formed this 'em in his head that you had
been responsible for the death of someone near and dear to him. He was a menace.
We put him away for his own protection, and also for yours.
Alex:
Where is he now, sir?
Minister:
We put him away where he can do you no harm. You see, we are looking after your interest.
We are interested in you and when you leave here you'll have no worries. We'll see to
everything. A good job on a good salary
Alex:
What job, and how much?
Minister:
You must have an interesting job, at a salary which you would regard as adequate,
not only for the job your going to do and in compensation for what you believe you
have suffered. But also because you are helping us.
Alex:
Helping you, sir?
Minister:
We always help our friends, don't we it is no secret that this government has lost
a lot of popularity because of you, my boy. There are some that think that in the
next election we shall be out. The press has chosen to take a very unfavorable view
of what we tried to do, but public opinion has a way of changing and you, Alex -
if I may call you, Alex.
Alex:
Certainly, sir. What do they call you at home?
Minister:
My name is, Frederick. As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the
public's verdict. So you understand, Alex? Do I make myself clear?
Alex:
As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as **** me, Fred.
Minister:
Good, good, boy. Oh yes, I understand you're fond of music. I have arranged a little
surprise for you.
Alex:
Surprise?
Minister:
One that I hope that you will like as a symbol of our new understanding.
An understanding between two friends.
Alex:
I was cured all right.
The technique is quite popular among certain fundamentalist foster parents here in the US.
Also making the child lie in his own urine, a technique called "still sitting" (where the child has to remain motionless for up to half an hour at a time) and re-bonding where children up to age 14 are required lay on the foster mother's lap and "look lovingly into her eyes".
Google it if you don't believe me.
The degradation continues....
The next step is to have them medicated.
Then, when they are ready, get them to declare themselves gay and submissive young men for the taking.
The details are complicated, but that is the basic agenda.
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