Carbon credits by the pound. By the ton. That's a lot of carbon. Contact Algore since he is the main actor in this drama. He buys carbon credits from his own company, which is probably the thing to do. Form your own carbon company, Green Energy, LLC or something more creative and abstruse so nobody will guess the real game and buy credits from yourself.
"Green Energy, LLC" is probably a bit better than "Shell Company that Pays into My Cayman Islands Accout, PLC."