Right, what ever happened to "not that there's anything wrong with that"?
And since there apparently IS something wrong with that, Howeird is an idiot for calling even more attention to it.
But this whole question of whether John is or isn't can be settled easily by YouTubing* the "Breck girl's" famous makeup session where he confiscated the hair styling tools from the makeup girl and created his own coiffure.
:->
*surely a classic like this must be on YouTube?