Al Gore has it recorded to DVD for all time as proof.
I've always liked this one:
"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
But, what do we expect. Hollywood stars make tremendous amounts of money pretending to be real people. The better you are at pretending to be a real person, the more accolades are bestowed upon you. ManBearPig fits right in with this self-delusional crowd. After all, he invented the Internet.