Food-throwing inmates cured with dose of 'food loaf'

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | 3-1-07 | Associated Press

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Five days after offering the concoction, Mr. Riley said all food throwing stopped at his jail.

"I had one inmate tell me, 'Well warden, you broke me,' " Riley recalls. "It has had the desired effect."

Can't they just throw the loaf?

[CindyDawg]

You know, it wouldn't kill them to miss a few meals. Fight at breakfast? No lunch or dinner.

[Joe 6-pack]

You're thinking of Skoal...Cope is unequivocably devoid of mint.

[Publius6961]

I gotta try that!

Is there a Marie Calender's TV Dinner version?

[Billthedrill]

I actually did originally hear it "thutty twahce" but that was well before you were born, young lady... ;-)

[Joe 6-pack]

Once the trans-fat, fast food, rage-against-Mcdonald's nazi's have their way, we'll all be eating food loaf. At every meal. With no salt or tabasco. And no cigarette afterwards.

[Brad from Tennessee]

The average U.S. jail or prison inmate gets a higher quality of nutrition when incarcerated than he does on the street.

[LonePalm]

Tastes like

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[lesser_satan]

That might actually be pretty good if it had some meat in it.

[skinkinthegrass]

..."American" Haggis?.....

[IamConservative]

4 ounces non-dairy cheese, finely grated

The government gives away cheese, yet purchases non-dairy product for corrections food. Wonder how you make cheese without dairy? Sounds absolutely yummy.

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

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[AnAmericanMother]

I don't think I'm MUCH younger than you. . . graduated high school in 1973 (you can do the math!)

[skinkinthegrass]

Liberals naturally perfer, "Solvent Green"....Its' made w/people...it solves two problems, too many people, too little food

[lawdude]

Maricopa County Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, has been serving this gourmet combo up to unruly guests for years. Green bologna, sweet peas, mashed potatoes and jello, when mixed in a big blender and bakes is a tasty and nutritious meal. Yum, Yum.

[Joe 6-pack]

Actually it solves three problems...everybody gets to eat the same thing so we're all "equal."

[Alouette]

Yes, but is it hallal?

[doodad]

How cool is that? Yummmoooo.

[doodad]

Oh man, I have actually had iguana soup (the national dish) in Curacao. It was good much to my dismay.

[ASOC]

Solves the mystery meat at mystery meat day at school!

Tell the kids to eat it all up - Yuuuuuuum