I just talked to him, and he says: Ask andyou shall receive!!! Love, Billy
Well my principal's from Allentown
And when the policemen came around
He was in his office killing time
Watching gay porn
Doing some lines
Well my father said they found some sex toys
And he might have a thing for teenage boys
But this bald guy is 50 years old!
He took a big chance
It went up in smoke!
Oh, my Principal's from Allentown
But the crystal meth was handed down
And the policemen took his ass away
When they search his house in Allentown
Who knows what stuff is lying around!!!
All the things our teachers here have said
He sold drugs at K Mart
He was depraved!!!
So the accusations fly even more
And for him, we're not sure what's in store
We weren't sure if it's for real
Meth pipes and coke
Undercover drug deals
Oh, my principal's from Allentown
Will another job for him be found?
And the teacher's union will not say
I hear this guy's gonna get to what ammounts
To be convictions of 5 felony counts!
I'm sure he's wond'ring how on the way to jail
He's gonna pay 200 thousand in bail
Well my principal's from Allentown
And things haven't yet settled down
So I won't be getting drugs today
And the media seems here to stay
Well my principal's from Allentown
That's great!!!
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