[avacado]

"Does anyone know if Al Gore uses chlorine in his pool or does he have a bromine system? If he is using chlorine and heating his pool he is really contributing to the hole in the ozone."

He does use chlorine in his pool but he is paying me not to use chlorine in my pool. /humor

[Holicheese]

Do you think algore has the sign by his pool that says, "Don't pee in our pool, we don't swim in your toilet!"

Or do you think he gave Bill Clinton a key to the pool house so when he is in town, he can swing by with a waitress from the local truck stop?

[dblshot]

In The 20’s we banned booze
Now it’s carbon we can’t use
Then Al Capone
Now Al Ozone
Got a racket where he can’t loose