If you get enough narcotics, I can be pretty good-looking. (shudder).
They've pumped plenty of painkillers into me, in fact last month, during a seizure, my shoulder was knocked out of it's socket, and I didn't realize it till later that night, when the meds wore off. That got me another trip to the ER the next morning where the doctor, after taking X-Rays and keeping me in agony for an hour or so, pushed my shoulder back into the socket(on a scale of 1-10 as far as pain is concerned, this was 11).
But they've yet to pump enough stuff into me where I can't distinguish between a good-looking babe and a guy... ;^)