Posted on 02/27/2007 8:41:06 PM PST by NormsRevenge
They'd better act quickly if they want to take over Americas industries. The global cycle is starting to go into it's cooling off curve.
IDIOTS, the lot of them.
What fools these mortals be.
Nice try, UN Dudes. Nice "Cart", but where the hell are the horses? When you've calmed down and you're a little less hysterical, show me your assumptions, show me your data, and show me your projections. THEN, we'll talk about what to do next.... IF it all holds up.
Until then, please stand over there with the Swine Flu guys, the Y2K guys, the Ice Age guys, the Alar guys, the Bird Flu guys, the assorted Doomsday Cult members and Al ... and don't bother me.
Thank you.
Set a "ceiling" on temperatures? Heck, I want a "basement" on temperature! -63 over the weekend did not bring about visions of global freepin' warming. ;)
If only ... (sigh)
Hey buddy, can you spare a Carbon Credit? I really need a smoke, ya know?
"increasing numbers of environmental refugees"
TRANSLATION:
" REPENT, Ye sinners!! The Atheist Rapture is upon ye, and we shall all surely die, if you don't purchase a Carbon Credit from our website, TODAY!!"
"The Goracle has spoken, and none may question the word of a Socialist Messiah!"
Hey UN do you really want to cut down on global pollution? CLOSE THE DOORS OF THE UN, meet over the internet.
This will save all those flights from all over the world, people needing two houses, limos, etc....
Or better yet do not even waste the band with - Just close the UN down -- think of all the hot air that will not be produced!!!!
It is also said that livestock are great contributors to global warming..just think what the dinosaurs must have done.
Notice that the Sun has nothing to do with these rising temperatures.
"refugees"?
More illegal immigrants?
I saw this coming a mile away.
Hand over your wallet and we'll let you live.
Here is the article referenced by the author.
http://www.unfoundation.org/staging/seg/
Here is the un-filtered UN Executive summary PDF
http://www.unfoundation.org/files/pdf/2007/SEG_ExecSumm.pdf
the experts panel urged governments to immediately ban all new coal-fired power plants except those designed for eventual retrofitting of sequestration technology
Hmmm....China? Eventual? This is BS.
Here's a proposal that the anit-globalist would like: put a carbon import tax on everything coming into the US, based on the additional transport carbon costs over the transport carbon used by shipping within the US. Shipping wine from France, say: Wine is favored water in a glass bottle - and think of the carbon used by getting it shipped from Bordeaux to Kansas City! Much less carbon in California wine! Carbon tax imported wines!
And Italian pasta and olive oil - good Lord the carbon burned just to have a fancy label! Eat Domestic pasta and splash domestic olive oil for the good of the planet!
And cheese - every bite of imported brie and sip of Finnish vodka, every sniff of cognac, every drop of Highland single malt scotches - think of the carbon footprints just getting those savory foreign delights!
Buy American to fight climate change!
Now that's funny!
;-)
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