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"The increasing numbers of environmental refugees as sea levels rise and storm surges increase will be in the tens of millions," panel co-chair Rosina Bierbaum, a University of Michigan ecologist, told reporters."


Professor of Hyperbole.

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"increasing numbers of environmental refugees"

TRANSLATION:
" REPENT, Ye sinners!! The Atheist Rapture is upon ye, and we shall all surely die, if you don't purchase a Carbon Credit from our website, TODAY!!"

"The Goracle has spoken, and none may question the word of a Socialist Messiah!"