FReeper Canteen ~ The 20 Rarest Muscle Cars ~ Feb 26, 2007

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[devolve]

The A's rumble seat was great an few had them or used them later

More comfortable than a Brahma that thought he was a quarter horse

[SevenofNine]

MONKKKK You are da man LMAO

Hey I watching Star Wars this weekend I get HBO package they showing Star Wars and Empire strike back

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening, blue. Great to "see" you!

[vox_freedom]

Not a nit-pick at all.
Thanks for that clarification (of my memory!).

[potlatch]

That Brahma was your hand raised pet!

The rumble seats were neat, how they folded out from the back. They certainly couldn't have had trunks back then I guess.

[Tamar1973]

Ten Commandments For the Car Collector

As a claims investigator, let me add an 11th one: Buy the right car insurance. Have the vehicle appraised and make sure to insure it for that amount.

If you really have a collector car, you don't want typical insurance on it. You don't want to get "blue book" on a classic restored car when some idiot rearends you at the stop light.

[SandRat]

Bumper Stickers

1. CENSORED

2. Support Cannibalism - CENSORED

3. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

4. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

5. I wasn't born a CENSORED. Men like you made me this way.

6. Keep honking while I reload.

7. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

8. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

9. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park.

10. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

11. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

12. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

13. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

14. Jack Kevorkian for DNC physician.

15. CENSORED .

16. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.

17. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

18. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

19. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

20. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

21. Horn Broke....Watch for finger!

22. Armed pitbull with aids on board.

23. I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you.

[StarCMC]

It rained here all day yesterday and was mostly just cold and damp today - lots of gray skies. Blah! LOL

[SandRat]

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[Tamar1973]

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[SandRat]

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[SandRat]

Driving Test




Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't get my license plate number!

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying: "Guns don't kill people. I do!

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?

A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your Car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Being too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problem would you face if arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd lose my buzz.

Q: How would it change your life if you had your license suspended or revoked?

A: I'd have to drive illegally.

Q: What is the most important thing to remember when passing or being passed?

A: If the driver is cute, make eye contact and wave "hello".

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

[StarCMC]

That's cool! It was a pretty hideous paint job though! LOL

[TweetEBird007]

Crossed flags on 59 Chevy indicate 348 CI engine.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Are you at least warm enough not to have ice? Rain can be nice if you need it. Cold and damp is not too much fun. d:o)

It's around 10 here and on its way to below zero. Beautiful, clear blue sky, and COLD today.

[Tamar1973]

MY FIL is such a bad driver my MIL actually made a list of his 5 most dangerous habits and made him promised not to do them anymore. One of them was to promise not to drive around the pedestrian in the cross walk. LOL!

I think it's a miracle he hasn't hurt anyone yet. I get really scared when my FIL, MIL, Sister in law, hubby and I are all in the same car together w/ him driving. I tell him, "you know you could kill off your entire immediately family in one fell swoop?!"

[monkapotamus]

[StarCMC]

Ping to #114!

[SandRat]

Oil Changing Instructions





Women:
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil
change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained
vehicle.

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Men:
1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil,
filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree.
2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking back to
O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process.
12. Clean up.
13. Have another beer while oil is draining.
14. Look for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriver and twist it off.
16. Beer.
17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
19. Throw oil lift (AKA kitty litter) on oil spilled during step 18.
20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to
gasket first.
23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains
onto floor.
27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.
28. Bang head on floor board in reaction.
29. Begin cussing fit.
30. Throw wrench.
31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December(1992)
in the left boob.
32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle.
33. Beer.
34. Beer.
35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.
36. Beer.
37. Lower car from jack stands
38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands
39. Move car back to apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter) to fresh oil
spilled during step 23.
40. Drive car

[StarCMC]

It's in the mid-30s right now. It's all been rain, although there were a couple very light flurries this afternoon. Nothing to speak of in the frozen arena - thank goodness! :-)