Al Gore, Rock Star

Wappo ^ | 2-25-2007 | William Booth

[lainie]

Oscar Hopeful May Be America's Coolest Ex-Vice President Ever

"The Goracle" will arrive by hybrid eco-limo and, surrounded by fellow Hollywood greenies Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio, will stroll down the red carpet at the Academy Awards to answer the immortal question: "Al, who are you wearing?"

Incredible as it may seem, Al Gore is not only totally carbon neutral, but geek-chic cool. No velvet rope can stop him. He rolls with Diddy. He is on first-name basis, for real, with Ludacris. But what does this mean? And how did it happen? Did Gore change? Or did the climate -- political, cultural, natural -- change around him?

[weegee]

ROCK STAR? This vile fool tried to burn records in the 1980s as Kefauver did to comic books in the 1950s.

He and his busy body wife trashed careers and led a campaign that saw record store employees arrested for selling "the wrong" albums to minors.

As they haven't talked about such entertainment in the past 20 years, I can only conclude that it was a phony issue to the Gores.

[Grizzled Bear]

I thought he chocked to death.
The fact is...you see...what actually happened is...he chocked on vomit...actually.
Actually what really happened is...you see what happened was...actually it was someone else's vomit.

[cincinnati65]

Girls Gone Wild by Ludacris

Ludacris]
Never scared to be different
The impossible's put into existence
For in-stance, this is me
What did you expect from the 5th LP
Gone for a minute now I'm back again
Back to back, back to break backs again
Put 'em in the back seat of the 'Llac again
And rip off the Magnum packagin
What's happenin, I'm lookin for some girls gone willllld (gone willlld
I'm just tryin to make these girls all smilllle (all smilllle)
And I'm gonna make 'em dance, so I
Can see 'em shake they ass, then I'll
Put 'em in a trance, 'til I
Get 'em out them pants, then I'll
Take 'em to a level that they mighta never been befo'
We gon' hit the do' and then hit the flo' you'll get hit below
I got somebody I want you to get to know - ME!
Fearless like Jack the Ripper
Hip-Hop needs help so I'm back to flip her
Flip and run 'em back cause I'm back to stick her
And throw up on the track like it's full of li-QUOR!

[Chorus: Ludacris]
You're feelin kinda warm, like you was havin (sex)
You're wetter than a storm, like you was taxin (X)
Your mood intensifies, it's time for a surprise
So baby close your eyes, are you ready for what's (next?)

Oh "Goracle"? What would Tipper say?

[Rembrandt]

"Oscar Hopeful May Be America's Coolest Ex-Vice President Ever "

I sure hope, hope, hope that Algore tosses his boxers in the ring and challenges the Babe, the Girl and the whaddyacallit.

[dennisw]

Same here. There was utter disbelief that I had no interest in going over to see the movie. I think the GoreBots have been told to have group showings for "Inconvenient Truth"

The movie is a slide show. I'm going to watch AlGore give a freakin slide show? I can barely stomach watching him as it is.

[Fiddlstix]

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[pandoraou812]

What kind of a name is Tipper anyway? I remember all the record bs. I would think that a person nicknamed Tipper...would be so because they were always tipping as in the bottle. That whole record thing was a farce. Now they are hobnobbing with the very kind of people that they were against. What jokes those two are.

[A message]

The WP must think we're the biggest bunch of idiots!

More like the WP is the biggest bunch of idiots.

Their propaganda is so dumb, so obvious, it doesn't sway instead it is revolting.

[Darkwolf377]

Al Gore, Rock

Fixed.

[Darkwolf377]

The level of intelligence of MSM writers is clearly evident by their endless use of the term "rock star", as if that is somehow meaningful. What it is is embarrassing, and shows how unserious they are, and how enamored of celebrities.

That Al Gore--child of privilege who denounces anyone who dares earn as much money as he inherited or earned from oil investment, having nothing resembling spontaneous thought or emotion-- is beloved by anyone shows how many Chomsky fans we have in the media.

[boop]

He's on a first name basis with Ludacris? Isn't this the same guy who called Michael Jordan "Michael Jackson"? Imagine if a republican did that.

[catfish1957]

Gore... A real life, living breathing joke.

An oscar would only add a new punch line. Add which one of these politicans never won an oscar...Gore or Reagan.

[NickatNite2003]

Al Gore: Delusional Junkie.

[WOSG]

The subtext: Media done with bashing Republicans, now turns to making demagogic liberals into popular icons.

"Oscar Hopeful May Be America's Coolest Ex-Vice President Ever"

[mikrofon]

It's Weird Algore!

[sonic109]

Basically what has happened it that the TV generation has grown up . They cant tell TV from reality ( hey it's on TV ,it MUST be true ). The MEDIA controls all( thta includes politics , Al Gore's bullsh*t and anti war , pro Islamic , anti Catholic sentiments ) . Most adults have ZERO critical thinking skills, they believe ANYTHING presented in the media as truth .A million guys can quote you every baseball/football stat there is but couldn't find Iraq on a map . No one is more ignorant as college students ( BIG fan base of Al ) Truth means NOTHING facts mean NOTHING. He who controls the media , creates fads ,rules the world.

[sonic109]

He's endorsed by rap artist ..wow there ya go ..Real well read folks they are. I seriously doubt Ludacris can even read .

[mikrofon]

[don-o]

Dood!! Yours is a LOT bigger!!

[amutr22]

What is going on lately?? All of a sudden GORE is "articulate", "has no personal baggage", "is perfect in the "religious" sense", "can save the planet", "has no baggage regarding the war", and is everything any democrat has ever wanted??

That is all I have been hearing and reading in the last two days. Have they just figured out that Hil and Obama will eat each other alive, so they have now found their new Perfect Candidate? Ugh.