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Al Gore, Rock Star
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| 2-25-2007
| William Booth
Posted on 02/24/2007 8:21:36 PM PST by lainie
Oscar Hopeful May Be America's Coolest Ex-Vice President Ever
"The Goracle" will arrive by hybrid eco-limo and, surrounded by fellow Hollywood greenies Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio, will stroll down the red carpet at the Academy Awards to answer the immortal question: "Al, who are you wearing?"
Incredible as it may seem, Al Gore is not only totally carbon neutral, but geek-chic cool. No velvet rope can stop him. He rolls with Diddy. He is on first-name basis, for real, with Ludacris. But what does this mean? And how did it happen? Did Gore change? Or did the climate -- political, cultural, natural -- change around him?
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: algore; alphabore; barfalert; bigwetkiss; dnctalkingpoints; enviroweenies; kneepadbridge; manbearpig; pmrc
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"The Goracle?"
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:21:37 PM PST
by
lainie
To: lainie
Well, he DID kill manbearpig.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:22:37 PM PST
by
isthisnickcool
(Have a nice day. Durka durka durka...)
To: lainie
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:23:04 PM PST
by
flying Elvis
("In...War, the errors which proceed from a spirit of benevolence are the worst" Clausewitz.)
To: isthisnickcool
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:23:24 PM PST
by
lainie
("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis)
To: flying Elvis
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:23:54 PM PST
by
lainie
("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis)
To: lainie
What planet am I on this time?
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:24:35 PM PST
by
don-o
(Fight, fight. fight to drive the GOP to the right!!!!)
To: lainie
Rock star? On what planet?
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:25:17 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Jack Bauer.)
To: lainie
At least he's not an Obamanation!*
*Insert big ears here.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:25:17 PM PST
by
isthisnickcool
(Have a nice day. Durka durka durka...)
To: lainie
This is a joke right?
Al Gore has to be the lamest weirdo in politics ever.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:25:19 PM PST
by
Jorge
To: lainie
He is on first-name basis, for real, with Ludacris. Ahem, and what's the first name of Ludacris, whoever it might be? Lou?
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:26:00 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: Revolting cat!
He's also quite well aquainted with Delusion, Fantasy, and Stupidity.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:27:10 PM PST
by
flying Elvis
("In...War, the errors which proceed from a spirit of benevolence are the worst" Clausewitz.)
To: lainie
This dweeb wit da sock in his pants?
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:28:26 PM PST
by
don-o
(Fight, fight. fight to drive the GOP to the right!!!!)
To: RockinRight; don-o
On the planet known as Hollyweird. It's a different world out here.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:29:24 PM PST
by
lainie
("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis)
To: Jorge
Won't stop them from telling us otherwise. He is Kool, haven't you heard?!
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:31:11 PM PST
by
lainie
("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis)
To: lainie
Al Gore, Rock Star
Al Gore has rocks in his head.
Rocks have some of the material of star-stuff in them.
Q.E.D.: Al Gore is a Rock Star.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:31:27 PM PST
by
VOA
To: don-o
That wasn't a sock, it was a foil-wrapped cucumber.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:31:45 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(...somebody was going to say it...why not me?)
To: don-o
That's the one. The inventor of the Internetz himself.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:31:53 PM PST
by
lainie
("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:32:49 PM PST
by
RichInOC
("Out! Out!"--St. Dogbert)
To: lainie
Won't stop them from telling us otherwise. He is Kool, haven't you heard?! Gore's pathetic and goofy. The idea that he could ever be considered "cool" is laughable.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:34:00 PM PST
by
Jorge
"Take the Cannes Film Festival: Al Gore was mobbed. By French people."
Only in an alternate universe would someone be shocked that French people worship an American elitist lefty.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:38:00 PM PST
by
lainie
("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis)
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