[Dallas59]

He should have just collapsed on the floor and wet his pants.

I'm tired of ANS. She was drug addict, a gold digger, a drunk, and an idiot. Now she's dead. Bury her. (see tagline)

[MadIvan]

The whole Anna Nicole thing is something of a mystery. Apparently her idol was Marilyn Monroe. It shows how far we've fallen that the press is making a Monroe-like fuss over someone who didn't have a tenth of her talent.

Regards, Ivan

[proudofthesouth]

You forgot to add "whore" to your list.

[Bernard]

I'm tired of ANS

There's enough material there to keep this story going until at least Brittany Spears joins ANS in celebrity death.

It keeps journalism from having to cover things they don't understand, like the economy, the Internal Revenue Code, what would actually happen if Roe v. Wade was overturned or superseded, etc.