[syriacus]

Global warming

Gabble Warming

Definition: Increase in ambient temperature, which is caused by overly loud and practically endless chatter about the heating of the climate.

NB. This is a self-systaining cycle, which is strengthened when conference-bound chatterers burn fossil fuel.

[neverdem]

The oceans typically contain 60 times as much CO2 as the atmosphere. It is also known that colder waters dissolve more CO2 than warm waters.

That's impressive.