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To: msnimje
I wonder if all the acts will show up in limosines and motorcoaches? I wonder if Al will get a cut of the proceeds from the concessions? You know the food cooked over wood or charcoal fires.

How large will the parking lot be, to accomodate all the people driving to the concert?

What type of traffic control will they have to prevent people from siting in a traffic jam, in idling cars?

Will people be given tickets printed on paper, made from trees, with oil based ink?

Will the concert be acoustic, or will they have electric guitars and amps, using electricity from coal power plants?

Will all the acts be done during the day, or will they be using lighting at night? Again using electricity from coal power plants.

Will they allow beer to be served? Causing mass gas excretions. Also causing massive toxic waste damaging the environment, known as urine.

25 posted on 02/15/2007 11:49:54 AM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: mountn man

Once again, the "Talent" will show up and be housed in first class hotels with their riders mandating that only green M&M's be in Waterford Crystal bowls and that copious amounts of Perrier (French) Johnnie Walker Black, Jack Daniels (For Tim and Faith) and Krystal, along with Kobe Beef and Beluga sandwiches. They will then be whisked to the venue by Jet Helicopter as the millions of stoned revelers writhe in adoration. AlGore will be appearing as the Supreme EarthDaddy with a special Hemp Shirt and camper shorts. He will chide all to hate Bush/Chaney and adore his superior intellect. Exxon will actually make a mint of this and the stoners attending will leave hundreds of thousands of pounds of debris that will be carted off to a landfill, where in some years it will produce methane further raising the temperature of the Planet.

This is so stupid it isn't funny.


31 posted on 02/15/2007 12:03:17 PM PST by Shady
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To: mountn man
Will the concert be acoustic, or will they have electric guitars and amps, using electricity from coal power plants?

Acoustic? No. They'll have a bunch of 10,000 watt amps driving 'way overdriven speakers.

None of the attendees will be able to hear ever again so it'll be a big boon for the hearing aid vendors.

63 posted on 02/15/2007 4:29:46 PM PST by Ole Okie
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