Once again, the "Talent" will show up and be housed in first class hotels with their riders mandating that only green M&M's be in Waterford Crystal bowls and that copious amounts of Perrier (French) Johnnie Walker Black, Jack Daniels (For Tim and Faith) and Krystal, along with Kobe Beef and Beluga sandwiches. They will then be whisked to the venue by Jet Helicopter as the millions of stoned revelers writhe in adoration. AlGore will be appearing as the Supreme EarthDaddy with a special Hemp Shirt and camper shorts. He will chide all to hate Bush/Chaney and adore his superior intellect. Exxon will actually make a mint of this and the stoners attending will leave hundreds of thousands of pounds of debris that will be carted off to a landfill, where in some years it will produce methane further raising the temperature of the Planet.
This is so stupid it isn't funny.
Very funny!