[catpuppy]

There isn't a single good reason for me to vote for him, and a myriad of reasons I shouldn't.

Actually, there are two good reasons to vote for him: Hillary Clinton.

[MichiganConservative]

Actually, there are two good reasons to vote for him: Hillary Clinton.

What if I don't want to vote based on fear?

Know that when you vote for Cthulu, he WILL eat your soul. But it will be towards the end, after he eats his opponents.