Posted on 02/11/2007 4:58:21 AM PST by Stoat
Well gee, now that you've detailed your selection criteria and printed it in the media, no terrorists will ever read it and mask these behaviors, will they now?
The project is also developing automated flight controls that will prevent a hijacker taking over an airliner and sensors at the aircraft's doors to detect if someone is carrying explosives or chemicals.
I don't suppose they considered the implementation of aggressive profiling, which would most likely be far more effective? No? I didn't think so. I'm still waiting to hear about a Norwegian grandma trying to hijack a plane.
Political correctness will be the death of us all.
It seems a little late once their on the plane.
One word: "gum"
What if hijackers bought up most/all of the seats on any flight? What then?
The possibilities are horrific. Passenger 3A is on a medication that dries out the membranes, resulting in dry lips and eyes. He's also nervous about flying. Take-off scares him, ascent scares him, and turbulence scares him, plus he has an itchy ear from the mosquitos that he left behind in Houston. They gonna pick him up?
How about putting up a newspaper to block the camera while the evil passenger is delivering signals or being nervous?
Ad this technology to a seat belt with a controled lock.....and the pilot could control every seat.
Yes, I would prefer it if they were profiled out of the picture before they even arrived at the airport.
10 cents worth of candy in the hands of a four year old can derail a fifty million dollar project and cause the diversion of a 150 million dollar aircraft and the disruption of the lives of many hundreds of people.
The airline would probably switch off the system because they wouldn't want to risk a massive lawsuit.
No,No, that's the beauty of the whole thing. You see, each seat also has a trap door underneath it. And the captian has this special red button...........
It seems to me that a "Muslim only" airline would either be a huge success because Muzzies would flock to it so that they don't have to sit near infidels and they can eat their halal food, or it would be a huge flop because no insurance company would underwrite it because it would represent an unacceptable risk of loss of the aircraft.
Wait! What does the ACLU have to say about this?!
This is so idiotic! Technology for the sake of technology.
Lets add this up...your computer on board identifies 8 middle-eastern guys on the plane...who meet the eye-blinker alert. This shows up in the drive up to the runway area. You as the pilot cite engine issues and pull back to the gate. They unload the crowd and bring the 8 middle-eastern guys over to a FBI rep who asks alot of questions and asks for their travel plans. In five minutes...their stories fall apart.
Although I am embarrassed to say that I didn't phone them up before I posted this, I'm guessing that they would approve of it because
And even if this would work, the reason we are advertising it's presence is...?
Yes, fifty million dollars (so far) on a project that can be defeated by a stick of gum and is ineffective and unreliable at it's foundation, and is not wanted by the airlines anyway..
The Socialist Miracle at work.
GREAT cartoon, thank you for posting :-)
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