Posted on 02/09/2007 4:35:32 PM PST by SheLion
WASHINGTON -- Bipartisan legislation to give the federal Food and Drug Administration regulatory control over tobacco products may be introduced next week.
(Excerpt) Read more at timesdispatch.com ...
I'd welcome a total ban on tobacco products (other than pesticides etc.)...
But they won't do it because they need the money that smokes generate just in taxes...
Never mind lobbying and campaign contributions.
In case you were going to ask - Camels.
Bipartisan = "Hey you 43 million smoking voters! FU!"
My smoking is wreaking so much havoc and garnering so much negativity natinewide, worldwide, that now I'm smoking out of guilt.
;O)
Prohibition will bring obscene profit opportunities and just create a lot of Jay Gatsbys.
BUMP
I would think it likely that you are smoking because your addicted..
You poor guy. You really have absolutely no clue what is going on here do you? You seem to be (as well as other people here) under the impression that FDA Regulation of tobacco would be the end of cigarettes. Here's a hint and a link:
http://www.philipmorrisusa.com/en/legislation_regulation/fda/regulation_tobacco_products.asp
Why, praytell, do you suppose Philip Morris is in FAVOR of FDA regulation?
"PM USA strongly supports the passage of this legislation and remains committed in our support for comprehensive, meaningful and effective FDA regulation of tobacco products. We believe FDA regulation would play a significant role in reducing the harm caused by tobacco. This is a goal that we share with the public health community and society and believe is good for our company, our employees and the industry as a whole."
I'll give you until 2 PM EST to see if you can figure it out on your own, I'll be back later today to see if the little light bulb above your head turns on.
Good luck...(cue the Jeopardy music)
Just because I make negative comments about smoking doesn't mean that I want to do away with smoking or even control it..
I know. You are one of the rare N's here.
I hate smokers/smoking because:
A. The smell of smoke is icky and yucky, it makes my hair and clothes stink and I hate walking into a bar/restaurant where people are smoking. So rather than take advantage of the free market and go somewhere that is voluntarily smoke free, I would rather use the power of the state to impose my personal preference on my fellow citizens.
B. My beloved ___________ (choose one: husband, wife, father, mother, brother, sister, nephew, niece, uncle, aunt, maid, dog, cat, goldfish, gay lover) died from _________(choose one: cancer, heart disease, emphysema, car crash, train wreck, terrorist attack, sting ray) because of their smoking.
C. I smoked for _____ (years) and now I am ________ (choose one: sick, dead, born again, enlightened, ashamed of myself) and want to share my experience with others.
D. The Big Tobacco companies are lying scumbags and must pay! (youre not coming down off the mountain with the tablets there)
E. I represent Big Pharmaceutical interests that benefit from the anti-smoking movement because it increases the sales of our Nicotine Replacement Therapy (NRT) products.
F. I am a deeply caring individual in the mold of Mother Theresa and I am speaking out due to my benevolent, philanthropic, altruistic concern about the health of my fellow man.
G. I am a research scientist and grant junky, and if I don't tow the party line my grant money will disappear.
H. Im just a garden variety Fascist and Totalitarian and get a ______ (choose one: cheap thrill, natural high, erection, orgasm) by imposing my will on other people.
I. I am a retard who believes in bogus studies, junk science, the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy. I fear that because I walked into a bar on Spring Break in 1987, and was exposed to Second Hand Smoke I now suffer from ______(choose one: AIDS, Herpes, Athletes Foot, Jock Itch, male pattern baldness, or genital warts)
J. I am a disgruntled, prissy and angry employee of a ______(choose one: bar, restaurant, club, casino) who can't leave the job because I am a _______(choose one: slave, indentured servant, sweatshop laborer, illegal immigrant) and had no idea there was smoking going on in the place before I took the job.
K. An elected public serpent, serving as a _____ (choose one: State Assemblywoman, Senator, Freeholder, city councilman, mayor) and I have failed miserably in my job and trying to tackle really tough problems like _____ (choose one: gang violence, income taxes, property taxes, crime, corruption), so I will support a smoking ban based on the talking points and literature that "M" has given me and claim that I have actually accomplished something to help my constituents.
L. A Socialist liberal Democrat who is desperate for Universal Healthcare so the proletariet will continue to keep me in power. But if I don't do something about the "demand side" health care costs caused by such global health menaces as _________ (choose one: Marlboro, Merit, Kool, Big Macs, Whoppers, Chicken McNuggets, Budweiser, Coors, Jack Daniels) my health care entitlement program will go ________ (choose your adjective: broke, belly up, bankrupt, insolvent).
M. A professional anti-tobacco activist who makes $450,000 per year. MY GOAL IS TO REDUCE SMOKING RATES FROM 25% TO BELOW 10%. KICKING THEM OUT OF THEIR FAVORITE BAR AND RESTAURANT IS JUST A SMALL STEP TO COERCE THEM TO QUIT. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THE SHS NONSENSE MYSELF! Don't you dare try to ban cigarettes, if you do I will have to go back to my previous job ______(choose one: prostitute, drug dealer, pimp, state assemblyman, mayor) where I won't make nearly as much money and the bank will foreclose on my seaside villa and repo my _______(choose one: Lexus, Mercedes, BMW, Hummer, Infiniti, Acura,Jaguar, Volvo, Bentley). I take advantage of the prejudices of categories A-L above to accomplish my goal.
N. I dont fit any of the above categories, I just like to argue with people.
But as an intellectual excercise, aren't you at least curious why MO would support FDA regulation? It might be a refreshing break from arguing with Gabz and SheLion and calling people "dummie" and "smelly". Think about it for a while, and if I have to spoon feed you the answer later, I'll be happy to.
But I have faith in you. You're smart enough to not be a liberal, so you're smart enough to figure it out on your own.
I'm really smoking to keep sanctimonious Black Birch types out of hectoring range.
I am a born again C. Why are you here?
It's OK, there are plenty of Cs here, I knew you'd be one.
Sieg Heil!
bush will veto it...................
right?
Looks like Phantom of the Opera waxman strikes again.
What a worm, and the RINOS working with him are even bigger worms.
I'm an F. I'm campaigning for the Nobel Peace Prize along with Rush.
I imagine that Waxman would refer to: MMWR — Annual Smoking–Attributable Mortality, Years of Potential Life Lost, and Productivity Losses — United States, 1997–2001.
"It is classified as a poison.."
It is classified as a herb.
I'm a B. My father died of lung cancer. He was a former two-pack-a-day smoker.
How does "altruistic concern about the health of my fellow man." fit in when it comes to smoking?
You take me entirely too literally and seriously. It was a joke.
Every year 2 million people die; 28% of all adults in the U.S. are smokers; 28 percent of 2 million is 560 thousand; obviously some of those dead smokers died accidently.
Liddy once said he could kill a roomful of paper using only the contents of an ordinary ashtray.
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